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Heidi Klum Dumps Hubby ‘Seal’. Now Dating Italian Tenor ‘Whale’

by Johnathon Sebastian-Kent on 01/02/12 at 8:47 am

Klum and Seal in better days. Heidi says she wants bigger and after all, a Whale is much bigger than a Seal.

The maven of the popular TV show ‘Project Runway’ has announced her pending divorce from her mate of seven years. Heidi Klum, a popular super model from Germany, announced that she and her husband Seal are seperating in a drama filled Twitter message to followers.

Seal, who was voted the most homely black man ever to hitch up with a white woman, says it was mutual, but friends say another man entered the marriage. According to close friend Roberta Hedgeway, “Heidi has always wanted something bigger for herself and now after finding it she is happy.”

Reports from Rome say Heidi indeed has found something bigger than Seal….A Whale! Sources say she’s heavily involved with Marco Whale an Italian tenor she met while filming a segment of Project Runway in Rome a few seasons back.

Heidi herself claims it was no fluke that she met another man with a fish-sounding name, though she did tend to clam up about the affair. “Let’s just say my soon-to-be ex had caviar that was a tad too powerful, and for the last seven years I was pregnant almost two thirds of the time.”

When asked for his comments, Whale simply responded that Heidi cast her net and found a much bigger fish in the sea.

Whale’s new album ‘Conch Fritters’ has gone platinum since the announcement and fans say he can still belt out a song and can certainly carry a tun-a.