Dog Owners Voice Their Anger After Last Tree In The Dog Park Slated To Be Axed

by on 22/02/12 at 10:43 am

County officials are set to cut down a diseased oak tree in the County Dog Park much to the concerns of angry dog owners.

Orlando, FL – (

Dog lovers packed county council chambers Tuesday night after a notice went out to residents concerning the County Dog Park. In the mailed notice, the Council advised dog owners that the last remaining oak tree in the Dog Park would be cut down due to a parasite that was weakening the 75 year old oak. Many voiced their frustration and displeasure of having the last tree felled without a viable alternative for their dog to use when nature called while at the park facility.

County Comissioner Ben Dover gave some alternatives that Fido could use once the tree is removed. “We have a few used fire hydrants that we will place around the park so the dogs can lift without worry.” His answer wasn’t one that residents expected.

A short, but fiery speech by dog rights activist, Eleanor Hudgins rallied the angry crowd, who in turn, demanded the Council do something more in line with what a dog would need in order to relieve themselves.

Finally, the Council approved the use of the county’s 50 foot artificial Christmas tree which would be stripped of lights and decorations, then permanentely planted in the same spot as the oak.

Local atheists immediately protested, saying the Christian symbol didn’t belong on public property and threatened a civil lawsuit if the County proceeded to use a Christmas tree at a public park.

Finally, Mayor Edwin Schultz offered a compromise in saying, “The tree would be re-named a ‘Dogwood Tree’ in hopes of pleasing all parties. For a short time, the various factions agreed until a spokesman for the animal rights group PETA objected saying the ‘Dogwood’ falsely sterotyped all canines and had a connection to ‘an animal being urinated upon.’

The meeting finally came to an end when Public Works Director Mavis Jones offered to place a large wooden pole in place of the Christmas Tree-Dogwood which the dogs could use at their pleasure.

3 Responses to “Dog Owners Voice Their Anger After Last Tree In The Dog Park Slated To Be Axed”

  1. captain america

    Feb 22nd, 2012

    …well, there’s the DNC covention coming up in NC if they can
    hold it that long…..

    …if not, piss onnit!

  2. Captain america

    Feb 22nd, 2012

    …..piss on ’em if they can’t take a joke….

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