HBO’s Bill Maher Calls His Mother A Slut

by on 09/03/12 at 6:35 am

Lillian says she's 'taking it in stride.' In a moment of looking back to Billie's childhood on Long Island, Lillian recalled that she told him to 'fuck-off' quite often.

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

HBO’s liberal loudmouth has placed himself once again on the front lines of controversy after mimicking conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh in a denunciation of womanhood…Only this time Maher called his own mother a slut on national TV!

Lillian Maher,age 86, the mother of comedian Bill Maher says she’s saddened by the sudden notoriety given her by her normally dense-as-a-stone son, but is grateful that ‘little Billy’ has made the big time and is seen by millions on his Home Box Office TV show. “He’s really a good boy,” says Lillian as she dabs at a watery blue eyes dripping with tears.

Last night, Maher shocked his guests during his monologue when he held a large photo of his mom Lillian and called her a fascist Republican slut! Afterward, he hosted a viewer phone in where viewers could insult his mother with outbursts of profanity and name-calling.

Lillian says her late husband Morrie would have, “Kicked little Billie’s ass in the woodshed if he heard that kind of language. But I guess that’s what we get when we raise a little half-Jewish kid and didn’t tell him until he was 15 that he was part Jewish.”

When asked if she had a message she’d like to get out in defense of herself and to allow people who watch his show that his mother is a normal, loving person.

Lillian replied, “Tell the little snot he doesn’t call! I made peanut butter cookies, and that he really needs to get a girlfriend without a beard!”



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