Obama Calls Putin To Congratulate His Chicago-style Election Win….” From now on we’ll call you Doctor Chivago!”

by on 10/03/12 at 6:23 am

Both Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin promised to trade deceased voter rosters before next fall's US election

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

President Obama called Russian President-elect and Prime Minister Putin to congratulate him on his recent Chicago-type victory in the Russian Presidential election. Discrepencies showed that upwards of 75 million dead people..Some were at rest as far back as WWII…Voted for Vladimir Putin not only once, but twice!

President Obama highlighted achievements in U.S.-Russia relations over the past three years with President Medvedev, including cooperation on Afghanistan, the conclusion and ratification of the START agreement, the US’s willingness to give out our top-secret missle codes, Russia’s recent invitation to join the World Trade Organization (WTO), our switch to Marxist-Leninist social policies, and cooperation on Iran.

President Obama and President-Elect Putin agreed that the successful reset in relations should be built upon during the coming years. The President said that he looked forward to hosting President-Elect Putin at the G-8 Summit in May at Camp David. The two leaders outlined areas for future cooperation, including strengthening trade and investment relations arising out of Russia’s pending accession to the WTO.

President Obama and President-Elect Putin agreed to continue discussions on areas where the United States and Russia have differed, including Syria, Iran, Libya, NATO expansion, missile defense…Well, basically just about everything! President Obama and President-Elect Putin agreed to continue their efforts to find common ground and remove obstacles to better relations.

As part of fostering better relations, Putin promises to bring his wife Olga to the G-8 Summit so he can finally collect on a long-standing bet with Obama about which of their wives has a bigger ass. Obama has promised to let him se a 10 minute video of Oprah nude riding a mule wearing a cowboy hat.

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