Trayvon Martin Killer Dating Casey Anthony

by on 22/03/12 at 6:22 am

Casey's bothered by all the new attention to her boyfriend and hopes they can get away soon and spend some time in her family pool

Sanford, FL – (SatireWorld.com)

The suspected killer of black teenager Trayvon Martin finally comes out and admits he’s dating Casey Anthony, the mother of 2 year old Caylee Anthony who vanished and was later found dead. Anthony was found not guilty of her murder in a spellbinding televised trial.

17-year-old Trayvon Martin, was killed Feb. 26, in Sanford, Fla. He was returning to a gated community in the city after buying Skittles candy at a convenience store. He was unarmed and was wearing a hooded sweat shirt, called a hoodie.

The self-appointed neighborhood watch captain, George Zimmerman, has not been charged in the shooting. Zimmerman has said the teen attacked him and he shot him in self-defense.

“He was throwing Skittles at me and stuck his tongue out mocking me so I shot him,” says Zimmerman, who took some time out from playing Angry Birds to talk with a SatireWorld reporter in his treehouse home in nearby Geneva, Florida.

Zimmerman says his life has been turned upside-down by recent events and the constant barrage by the media and black leaders from around the country who have called for his arrest and detention for unlawful murder.

Zimmerman says he’s sorry he killed the kid and has voluntered to replace the Skittles and put an ‘Obama 2012′ bumper sticker on his 1996 Mustang.

Zimmerman is still free to travel and visit’s Casey each evening. Casey Anthony’s location is secret since she’s been the target of numerous death threats since her aquittal. Casey’s attorney says she’s having fun with Zimmerman and hopes the trial doesn’t cause a long upheaval in their lives.

Zimmerman and Anthony met at a Pontiac Sunbird rally several years ago when they won the two-in-a-trunk competition sponsored by Hooters.



3 Responses to “Trayvon Martin Killer Dating Casey Anthony”

  1. Captain america

    Mar 22nd, 2012

    ….wait till Joran Van der Sloot hears this! He’ll be PISSED!

  2. Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

    Mar 22nd, 2012

    This sounds like the couple who’d like to honeymoon in Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico!

  3. captain america

    Mar 22nd, 2012

    …never try to separate a pair of mating chupacabras…..

    Abel Knows!

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