Samantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!
by captain america on 06/04/12 at 8:21 am
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz isn't just plain homely, she's homely with nuts on top!
Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.
Brick, who looks like a bowl of lumpy vanilla pudding exuding no sex appeal, unless one fancies abusing a cheap sex shop blow up doll, is on her 2nd marriage after her psychic advised her to divorce the first one, and admits to having spent over $45,000 on psychic advice to improve her self esteem.
DWS, the wide mouthed medusa-headed wild woman from South Florida who is a liberal congresswoman and also the ‘face’ of the democratic party is also the fund raiser of that group serving as the charwoman of the Democratic National Committee.
As such DWS has been known to spout more nonsense than UK cabinet minister Lynn Featherstone, better known to her Lib-Dem fellows as Lynn Featherbrain, who everyone across the pond claims is a complete embarrassment giving a bad name to an idiot savant.
When DWS is in full rant she has a contorted face that not even a mother could love, unless that mother was an Aardvark!
Wilst spittle spewing DWS loves to belittle conservatives with endless talking points, she is unable to maintain an intelligent conversation, or answer any meaningful questions in a thoughtful, or lucid manner. As is her want, she manages to talk over any interviewer who dares attempt to find out what lurks behind those tangled curls and sneering lips, not to mention her lower extremities described often as being built for comfort, but certainly not speed.
The term Wide Body certainly comes to mind and in fact she looks as though she’s a grown up Chelsea Clinton incarnate.
Hmmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm.
DWS, appearing on Keith Olberman’s last show before he was fired by Al Gore over contract issues involving the host being assigned limousine drivers with bad breath, body odour and the temerity to talk to the flaming arse, showed her sisterhood with MS. Brick proclaiming “it ain’t easy being both intellectually bright AND beautiful.”
Ms. Brick, amongst other things claimed that if she was at a dinner party, 10 our of 10 men there with their wives would “fancy me” a perception and sentiment which DWS said she could easily identify .
Not for nothing, I would simply advise DWS not to partake in any of Florida’s field sports including wild boar hunting, as I’m reasonably convinced that 10 out of 10 tuskers would
be on her arse in a New York minute for the ride of their lives!
Ms. Featherbrain recently came out against Christians wearing a cross in the workplace, saying if they felt so compelled, they should just quit and find another job, a sentiment in direct contravention of PM Dave Cameron who proclaimed that Britain needs a bit more Christianity in the crumbling EU controlled realm.
DWS is on record from an open mic episode, as espousing that every one who doesn’t have an Obama sticker on their BMW in Palm Beach should be classified as a ‘Racist’ and be charged with
hate crimes. “Remember Trayvon” is her new election slogan sure to rally her constituents who are mostly retired, well to do voters of Jewish heritage.
Bargis Tryhol on his blog acknowledged Ms. Shultz’s self proclaimed fame by tweeting out both her and Alan Grayson’s home address inviting OWS to ‘come on down and camp out….Debbie and Alan love Ya!”
Jalapenoman
Apr 6th, 2012
Schultz is known as DWS. Dancing with the Stars is knows as DWTS.
Someone needs to write a story about getting those two confused!
Captain america
Apr 6th, 2012
DWS, DWTS, DSK,TSA,DNC,EPA……I think I just ran out of toilet paper on the HP…..