Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on 06/04/12 at 4:25 pm
"judging from the few teeth remaining in Junior's mouth, he only has a few more sick days left.
Junior Ferguson works for me at the filling station. It seems like he’s always got an excuse why he can’t come to work.
I been counting and he’s had his tonsils taken out three times in the past year and had eight differet wisdom teeth removed. He says that the doctor told him these are recurring conditions and will probably continue for the next few years.
Just how many tonsils and wisdom teeth does a person got? How much longer will he have this problem? Also… is it contagious?
Larry Ethyl Premium, Georgia
Dear Larry,
I’d say that it could be contagious cuz your other employees might just catch in (though business owners never seem to catch callinitis).
In some employees, tonsils and wisdom teeth just seem to grow back in if you don’t nip it in the bud. Just tell them to give you their doctor’s phone number and you’ll verify what special treatment they need from the doctors office. That should stop the problem.
TPT
Today’s Observation From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: After one of my secretary’s had three grandmothers die in two months, I started getting a might suspicious. When she called about the fourth one, I told her not to come back to work.
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