DWS Hosts Palm Beach Obama Fundraiser; $40K Gets You “Buffet Rule” Waiver!
by captain america on 11/04/12 at 11:19 am
Palm Beache's self appointed defender of a self-proclaimed 'Jew Bag,' Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, explains to Obama how big her husband's 'swantz' was before he became a Democrat. Others say he doesn't really have a pecker because being married to just another 'Jew Bag' he really doesn't need one, because he's already screwed
After shutting down Palm Beach Airport and then causing grid lock on I-95 to accommodate his triple digit high speed motorcade, Obama arrived at Frenchman’s Creek, a high end gated community to be received by hordes of “Bieber Fever’ middle aged woman wearing crotchless tennis skirts chanting ‘FOUR MORE YEARS IF I CAN HOLD YOU DOWN BY THE EARS!”
The non media event was organized by D&C National Chairwoman Debbie WasherWoman Schultz (DWS), who promised a brunch and picture op costing ‘about’ $40K which would put the rich and liberal residents on the ‘short list’ to receiving an “Obama-Bucks” waiver on the President’s ‘Buffet Rule.’
The new tax named after the country’s second richest man, a few Billion behind Al Gore, would raise capital gains and divided taxes on retirees who depend on investment income in their declining years as they await selective culling under Obamacare.
Buffet, who is so rich and in the earlier stages of, Alzheimer’s couldn’t care less what he pays in taxes, because he’s long ago forgotten how much money he has or could possibly spend in the remaining years of his life.
Obama seemed to be in his element as he stood at the head of the receiving line next to DWS who gleefully accepted envelopes of cash from the supplicants who curtseyed, and kissed the ring of
‘The Great Leader’, making sure they showed more than enough cleavage.
Barry graciously signed tennis balls, racquets, and in more than several cases, hastily proffered tennis thongs from the swooning MILFs overcome with what a bystander described “as severe cases of PMS resulting in ‘heat flashes’, uncontrollable spasms, and occasional incontinence.”
Obama appeared to not take note of the armed security guards and a herd of K-9 Sentry dogs at the gate of the walled in all white enclave, said to be the safest residential community in Florida.
Said the head of the Home Owner’s Association, Moshe Greenbaum, husband of Tennis Club President Miriam Greenbaum, “Trayvon Martin would never have died in Frenchman’s Reserve for the simple
reason he never would have been able to gain entry…even to detail my Rolls!”
Shortly after the President left, the Herb Society hosted an afternoon high tea with special spokesman suspended Miami Marlins coach Ozzie Guillen who spoke eloquently on the benefits of
the Cuban Health Care system, and the success of Hugo Chavez in nationalizing Venezuela’s oil, banking, insurance, super markets, and agricultural industries.
Let’s Hear It!