by captain america on 18/04/12 at 12:02 pmGreenwich, Connecticut – (SatireWorld.com)
Michelle Obama in a fund raising speech at a $100,000 vegetarian buffet in Greenwich, Connecticut, where she hosted a horde of stay at home Hedge Fund Wives and Mistresses,(HFWMs) deified her husband as the next coming and the world’s savior, saying ‘he is the Light, and his word is the Way! Where there was Dark, there is now Light, and his Fire Burns Bright! Four More Years!”
The first Lady, leading up to the benediction prior to the passing of a silver chalice for donations, read from a famous inscription appearing on the statue of Obama in his home village in Kenya:
I Am The New Collosus!
Not like the brazen giant of Texas fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Vacationing Here at our sea-washed, sunset Hawaiian gates shall stand
A mighty Messiah with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and his name
Mother of all Mothers who has no shame
From his beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; his hooded eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin towers use to frame,
their smoldering ruins a testament to Capitalism’s shame
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries he
With sneering lips.
Your fight for nations’ freedom all in vain
Your Arlington Heroes I hold in distain
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore
And I will blow up your hallowed institutions even more
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
with this army I can rule the world for sure
As I lift my lamp illuminating my image beside the golden door!”
For I am Barack Hussein Obama, EVERMORE!
Reverend Wright, Louis Farrakhan, Sean Penn, Harry Belafonte and Michael Moore said they approved of the First Lady’s message.