by captain america on 24/04/12 at 11:10 amWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.
“Good for them, ” said Jackson, ” if they didn’t act in Hebron, it would be just another Hymie town like Jew York….now you know why I support Sharia Law…it’s the only way we can stay free and pure and continue to get ‘Obama Bucks’ for our tax free charities!”
Reverend Wright came out for ‘Red Lining” in Chicago, saying, “we missed our chance to do the same when all those Irish, Serbs, Greeks, Wops and Pollocks forced our people out of the ghetto, cleaned up the streets remodeled those buildings and cut neighborhood crime. Now all we have is a bunch of fancy restaurants, art galleries and antique stores that attract all those rich tourists and gave all them lazy non union whites thousands of jobs….no wonder Blago got railroaded and Jesse junior never made it to the Senate!”
“I hear you Brothers,” said Sharpton, before a commercial break for Pay Day Loan Service M.F. Global, “as Brother Wright once famously was misquoted, ‘dem chickens are comin’ home to roost!”
Meanwhile back at the White House, administration spokesmen claim triumphantly, “the war on terror is over! Once the President is re elected, he’ll have more flexibility to deal moderately with his Arab brothers, stamp out racial profiling, and put an end to Zionist conspiracies threatening to derail Hope & Change by moving into neighborhoods where they’re not wanted!”
DNC Charwoman Debbie Washerwoman Schultz said, “While fund raising amongst my Jewish constituents has faltered a bit, I’m sure they’ll come around…they are a bunch of mindless sheep, you know!”
Housing sales in Hebron have fallen by 79% since the court announced it’s findings and Goldman Sachs cut off mortgage funding in the region, while London has experienced a surge of Palestinian estate agents seeking asylum and advertising 1% commissions for buyers from the Emirates and 15% ‘buyer agent fees’ for Israeli immigrants seeking to open yet more stores for Diamond International and neighborhood ‘take aways’ for Goldman Sachs mortgage investment schemes.
Barney Frank was unavailable to comment on the situation, with a spokesman saying the retiring congressman was ‘deeply involved’ with the Boston Diocese studying for his conversion to Catholicism prior to his summer nuptials with his long time partner a former altar boy who received a rather large payout from the church spelled out in court documents that have been sealed.
In a related issue just in, Jackson said he was misquoted, saying, “All I said was that I was looking forward to Barney’s wedding on the Cape…I think it was in Heinie Town….!”