Elizabeth Warren: My Tight Cheeks Not from Lyposuction!
by captain america on 06/05/12 at 9:50 am
A circa 1964 photo of Elizabeth Warren dressed as a native American while she lived in Doodyville, MA. Warren says she lived in a teepee and rode bareback. Many of the remaining male inhabitants in Doodyville claim they rode her bareback too.
Taking a page from General Custer, Mass-hole Senate wannabe Elizabeth Warren tried to circle her wagons after she was outed over her claims she was a minority Indian Maiden which afforded her special affirmative action perks during her rise to the 1%.
Warren’s congressional bid, the second such in the cluster F**** Mass-hole state, follows closely behind inept Attorney General Martha Coakley’s bid where she had her shoo-in election for Ted Kennedy’s seat derailed by Scott Brown, a republican pick up driving moderate, in the 2010 Tea Party driven tsunami.
Now Warren, a Harvard ‘professor’ who was roundly rejected by Congress in Obama’s attempt to name her the Czarina of his new power grab to head a ‘consumer protection agency’, with no congressional oversight, no doubt due to her penchant to walk around like she had a feather stuck up her arse, is seeking to oust Brown.
So far she is acting like a typical detached and out of touch Harvard liberal, claiming she was the inspiration for the OWS uprising around the country, much like Gore claiming he invented the internet and Obama claiming he was the second coming of the Messiah.
It turns out Warren was listed in legal publications for over 20 years as qualifying for ‘minority’ status due to her claim she had some 1/32 of Cherokee blood in her varicose veins, a claim still not able to be verified despite the DNC spending campaign cash to find some evidence from high priced Genealogy firms including one from Hawaii who backed Obama’s claim that he is a ‘natural born white American with a generic skin pigment defect accelerated by years of surfing.”
Whilst no official records have yet been found to exist, the clueless Warren keeps digging her grave deeper supporting her claims by saying, “see…I have high cheek (bones) just like all the rest of them there Redskins!”
Declaring herself ‘one of the 99% ” saying “I’m not wealthy,” Warren’s financial disclosure reveals over $14M (million) in net worth, NOT INCLUDING her spouse who just happens to be yet another
tenured Harvard professor, although luckily at 62 Warren’s breeding days are surely over!
While sticking up for the ‘little people’ Warren acted as defense council for a large insurance company against infected victims of asbestos poisoning with the logic of a Harvard professor saying
she ‘wanted to make sure the settlements were fair,” and this from the company’s attorney…they should sue to get their fees back!
While democratic corruption, cronyism, and catering to illegals will insure that Massachusetts will never be a Republican state, another election for Barney Frank’s seat (NPI) in congress should also be interesting.
Pulling out visions of Kennedys long dead, ginger haired Joe Kennedy III is being propped up by union thugs to be anointed to the seat. In an example of yet another cluesless liberal, young Joe put out a mandate that if elected he would ‘put an end to cheap oil’ in a state with one of the highest gasoline taxes and gas approaching $4 a gallon.
Little Joe claims he is not running on his name, but has yet to put forth any platform for his bid to Congress, and his handlers are doing their best to keep him away from public appearances less he claim he has Papal Blood dating back to 1530 in order to appeal to the Irish Catholic voting block in Southie.
Lest we forget, the little Bastard’s father arranged for an annulment from his mother thanks to a charitible contribution to the Vatican after a decade of marriage and child bearing!
Apparently Joey thinks Obama is on the right track throwing money down the toilet to cronies who have sucked up taxpayer money, gone bankrupt, and then reorganized and gone right back to the trough!
He is opposed by former Marine Sean Bielat, who gave Barney a big scare in his re election and was cited as one of the reasons the Harvard educated self acknowledged gay liberal most responsible for the liberal banking policies that caused the economic melt down has decided to call it quits.
Just goes to show, you always can tell a Harvard graduate, a Kennedy and a Mass-hole…but you can’t tell ‘em much!
Let’s Hear It!