by Jalapenoman on 15/05/12 at 6:02 pmHollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Singer, actress, and Hollywood personality Cher is upset that her daughter/son Chasity/Chaz Bono left the seat up whe he/she came to visit Mom on Mother’s Day. The entertainer admits to sitting down “farther than I anticipated” and getting her bottom more than a little soaked.
“Does he/she think I raised him/her in a barn? Has he/she already forgotten what we do with the toilet seat in my home?”
“I can understand that he/she hasn’t gotten his/her aim down yet, because Sonny never could do that right either, but this is just fundamental common courtesy!”
Chaz/Chastity could not be reached for the comment as the recet sex change operation patient was busy learn how to properly belch, scratch his/her ass, and execute the “pull my finger” routine.