Man With 30 Children From Eleven Girlfriends Asks Court To Lower Child Support

by on 19/05/12 at 4:34 am

Hatchett claims all his kids are, 'the spitting image of their baby daddy."

Knoxville, TN – (

A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tennessee man with 30 illigitimate children he fathered appeared in a Knoxville court this week to ask the state for help in lowering his portion of the monthly child support payments.

Trymon Hatchett has fathered 30 children…which is believed to be the record in Knox county, according to the Los Angeles Times… with 11 different women. His youngest children are toddlers and his oldest is 14.

Hatchett reportedly asked the court to give him a break on his payments, claiming that he’s struggling to make ends meet with his minimum-wage job. Currently, the state requires him to divide 50 percent of his earnings among the 11 women, some of whom receive as little as $1.49 a month. The state’s portion, including various insurances, food stamps, and other mandated support services for 30 iligitimate children totals a whopping….$ 31,987.00 per month!

How did Hatchett come to father so many children? “I had four kids in the same year. Twice.” He also told a local news station that year that he was “done” having kids (he had only 21 at the time).

Hatchett later said he hated condoms and it was the woman’s duty to provide a ‘free play zone.’

Sources say the Guiness Book is looking into the possibilty of including Hatchett as the ‘Father Of The Most Bastards.’ Guiness Book spokesman Trevor Barnes said, “It’s not often we have a man who’s number of children surpasses his IQ.”

Hatchett isn’t the only serial father to make headlines. NFL player Antonio Cromartie, 28, famously fathered 10 children by eight women in six states.

According to Judge Myron Peabody who is presiding over the case, “I do believe this guy needs a little snip-snip if you get my drift.”

The Tennessee ACLU disparged the judge’s remark by reminding people that in the 1920’s it was common place to castrate or ‘neuter’ negro men and any attempt to force similar measurements on negros today would be challenged in court.

3 Responses to “Man With 30 Children From Eleven Girlfriends Asks Court To Lower Child Support”

  1. Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

    May 20th, 2012

    Dat boy need to get him some Obama money to pay for his defense in court! I think they is racially profiling his pecker.

    • Bargis

      May 21st, 2012

      Wonder how long it took this asshole to catch on that maybe, just maybe, someone’s going to have to provide child support sooner or later…

  2. Captain america

    May 21st, 2012

    …as Groucho Marx once famously said:

    “I love my cigar, but even I take it out once in awhile…”

    …this guy said, ” Homey…git real…it pay to lay….!”

    Hmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmmm

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