Global Warming Moonbat Says, “All Humans Need To Have Chips Implanted At Birth”

by on 23/05/12 at 12:01 pm

Believe it or not, there are real live moonbats out there who walk amongst us! (Ed Note: No baby was harmed for this photo, though several were powdered and stuck into plastic baggies.)

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)

In a rare peek into the empty heads of those who support the comic book science world of catastrophic global warming, UK writer and global warming activist Elizabeth Moon argues that everyone should be involuntarily implanted with a microchip at birth so that “anonymity would be impossible”.

Asked for her vision for the future of humanity, Moon stunned those stupid enough to take time to listen with her idea of individual freedom:

“If I were empress of the Universe I would insist on every individual having a unique ID permanently attached…a barcode if you will; an implanted chip to provide an easy, fast inexpensive way to identify individuals.

It would be imprinted on everyone at birth. Point the scanner at someone and there it is.

Anonymity would be impossible as would mistaken identity making it easier to place responsibility accurately, not only in war but also in non-combat situations far from the war.”

In revealing her fantasies of being “empress of the universe” and bar-coding humanity at birth, Moon has done us all a service in giving us a glimpse into the future for us all which her and many other progressive liberals like her would like to see.

Moon (bat) was urged to seek professional help and persuaded not to bend over too fast after eating.



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