by Annoying Rash on 26/05/12 at 4:47 pmBoston, MA – (SatireWorld.com)
Senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren was paid a high honor when President Barry Obama vowed to place her facial imahge on a new US five-cent piece. “After all, Elizabeth is part Cherokee indian and deserves all due respect as a fellow minority,” said Obama as he adressed a gathering of retired Buffalo soldiers in Fort Riley, Kansas.
Warren, who claims she’s part Cherokee Idian, but cannot produce a shred of evidence other than saying, ‘My mother told me,’ found easy placement at Harvard as a minority-affiliated instructor and several other key positions in governmental office after checking off ‘Native American’ on applicatiopn forms through out her early years in Boston.
Warren has even bragged that she was raped by white calvary soldiers at a Harvard frat party, forced to cut her squaw braids as an act of ultimate humiliation, and to recite the pledge of alligence while standing on a bear skin wearing only her Fruit-of-the-Loom underpants and a rudimentary coonskin bra.
Afterwards, Warren vowed to always wear her trademark gay-hair as it is now as a symbol of her shame and humiliation. According to close friends, she has since changed her underpants to Lycra and now wears a fashionable wonder-bra.