by Bargis Tryhol on 10/06/12 at 7:31 amWashington, DC- (SatireWorld.com)
In an effort to keep the successful US Navy SEAL-Bin Laden raid fresh in the minds of voters, Vice President Joe Biden put on a ‘realistic’ display of how SEAL Team Six successfully negotiated Pakistani air space and breeched the secure walls of the Bin Laden compound rersulting in the death of the terrorist leader.
Biden himself portrayed the SEAL Team 6 leader for cameras as he brazenly jumped from a lawn chair, rolled three times in the grass, and shot a water pistol at a women dressed in a robe with Bin Laden’s photo taped to her face.
“It was the most remarkable re-enactment ever done in the White House,” said DNC head Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, as she took a direct water shot to her frizzy head from Biden’s water pistol.
Cameras rolled as the event turned into a free for all as junior staffer’s children dressed as SEAL team members ran around squirting anything that moved yelling ‘Forward with four more!’
Barack Obama was unavailable for comment.