Satire World Investigation: Obama Surrounded with Defective ‘Drones’ He Can’t Get off the Ground!
by captain america on 13/06/12 at 4:48 am
Future czar inductees line up for at Czar Camp's first-day indoctrination and a full day of remote drone flying. First in line 'American Happiness Czar' Sarah Wasserman (left) and 'Adolescent Lesbian Czar' Phyliss Clump (right).
Crack investigative journalists from Satire World are now able to reveal that the penchant of current President Obama to appoint Czars in order to institute his ‘new world order’ and circumvent Congress and the common sense of the American people hasn’t gotten off the ground!
From the Washington Post:
“The White House appointed so many ‘drones’ it can’t keep them all flying and doesn’t have a good plan for how to use them, according to a new audit by the government’s inspector general released Monday.
In a blunt assessment, investigators said Obama has a cabal of at least 32 unsupervised “Drone/Czars ” and is awaiting a 33rd — though he doesn’t have enough ground support, doesn’t have a good plan for prioritizing their missions, and doesn’t know what they’re doing or saying half the time let alone know where their offices are!”
Said Bargis Tryhol, editor of Satire World who directed and paid for the investigation, ” Obama’s got a fleet of these out of control drones flying around the country spying and interfering in every aspect of a normal citizen’s life…several of them have already crashed and burned,” as he cited the disaster involving communist Van Jones as Obama’s Green Czar before he was forced to resign over his anarchist positions involving the glorification of socialist revolution.
A Large majority of the anointed ‘Drone/Czars’ have degrees from ‘Haaaavard’, U Cal Berkley, Stanford, or the University of Chicago, all noted for their drone like tendencies of progressive
realignment of what they believe the USA should be…a leading member of the EU and it’s policies directed against individualism and capital enterprises.
In almost all instances salary and budget information concerning the Drones and their staff have remained classified and immune from fact finding missions thanks to stone walling from
Attorney General Eric ‘the red’ Holder who claims he is ‘holding the fort against Barbarians attempting to storm the walls and find the truth ‘which they can’t handle!”
A besieged Jay Blarney (sic), who had a bad week last week, with no end in sight refused to answer questions from a SW reporter during a presser this morning. Blarney seemed beside himself with anger when questioned about some of Obama’s Czar appointments:
*Alex Baldwin as Abuse against Children Czar
*Bobby Brown as Domestic Violence Czar
*Dog the Bounty Hunter as GM Auto Recovery Czar (as seen on TV)
*Barney Frank’s fiance, Jim “Ready” (I’m not making this up), as Aids Czar
* Washington DC Councilman Marion Berry as Stimulus Accountability Czar (Snort!)
* Octomom Nadya Sulemon as Family Planning Czar (“I couldn’t afford condoms”)
*The entire Kardashian Family as the Pay Czar Council adjudicating renumeration for CEO’s who actually work and produce something meaningful.
According to SW, the Czars are busy forming their own union which will guarantee them private health care, a lucrative no charge to them pension, unlimited vacation and ‘sick time’, golf privileges at Andrews Air Force Base, and free pick up and delivery by chauffeur driven blacked out Cadillac Escalades from Council Houses owned by VP Joe Biden in conjunction with Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett known affectionately in Chicago as ‘dat Project ‘ho’ by constituents.
More as Obama continues to ‘Crash ‘n Burn!’
Let’s Hear It!