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Let the Leaks Continue: Obama Stands Behind Choice of Iraq Ambassador Who Traded Sex for ‘Access.’

by captain america on 14/06/12 at 8:16 am

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

Continuing with his pig headed stubbornness, current President Barack Hussein Obama, who can’t keep a secret if his re-election is involved, stood behind his nomination for Iraq Ambassador despite confirmed inappropriate behaviour while serving as chief of Iraq Security Arrangements in 2008.

Brett McQuirky (sic) was said to have provided ‘Advice’ in exchange for “Consent” with then Wall Street Journal reporter Gina Chon in an on going text message seduction where he claimed, among other things, “you left me with Blue Balls again!”

McQuirky, married at the time, has since left his former wife and now has married Ms. Chon, who just this week was forced out at the WSJ for her impropriety of sharing ‘unpublished’ stories with McQuirky in violation of in house journalistic rules.

The Obama Administration, described as a ‘leaky faucet that just keeps dripping sensitive security information for political purposes’ by Senator John McClain, said they have no intention of pulling the nomination despite concerns from a panel of 6 US Senators, and even doubts from John Kerry, the alleged war hero with 3 purple hearts, one self inflicted, one questionable, and one from a contracted disease while on R&R in Bangkok where he too was treated for “Blue Balls.”

According to presidential spokesman Jay Blarney (sic), “Mr. McQuirk is the President’s choice to serve in this post. He has great personal knowledge of the region, is well versed in intimate foreign affairs, can be very persuasive at times, and has proven on several occasions he’s the type of guy with whom women want to share a foxhole. Most importantly, from the President’s perspective, he’s proven he can handle the press, especially when under extreme pressure.”

Said former President Bill Clinton, ” I can feel his pain concerning a loveless marriage, but I’m sure Brett misspoke when he talked about ‘Blue Balls’. I’m sure he was referencing his affinity with Blue Dog Democrats and the comment was taken out of context. Regardless, he has rectified his personal situation and he has assured me he’s getting more than enough at home and he feels 100% better!”

A series of sexting messages revealed just last week exposed McQuirks pursuit of Ms. Chon, and continued references to what appears to be a quid pro quo arrangement of ‘sex’ for ‘access’ to the most sensitive negotiations going on with Iraq security arrangements as the US prepared their exit strategy.

A senior senator on the Intelligence Committee has claimed that continued leaks from the administration has caused the possible deaths of scores of confidential sources in the middle east, the imprisonment of the source responsible for identifying the whereabouts of Usama Bin Laden, the disclosure of cyber warfare against the Iran nuclear efforts, and a scandalous video of recent deposed leaders Silvio Berlusconi and Nicholas Sarkozy frolicking nude with Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Angela Merkel at a conference to discuss the European Melt down.

Said a former drinking buddy of McQuirky, “Britt always was eager to jump right in…but he lacked a good exit strategy on how to pull out in time which might have affected his judgement in Iraq.”

“There’s nothing this President won’t do in order to get elected,” said our source.”If his mother was still alive he’d out her to if it meant a few more votes in the black community. Mark my words, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will be the next to go after the polls showed Obama lost 22% of the Jewish vote in NYC….don’t be surprised if leaks don’t show up that she had a long term affair with Alan Grayson in a Motel 6 in Orlando, and a ‘quickie’ behind the Waffle House in North Palm Beach…even Anthony Weiner said she was the first Jewish Princess he knew that ‘would go all the way down.”

More after the video of DWS the ‘Bobble Head Doll’ is released on Utube.