by captain america on 26/06/12 at 8:22 amWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The incredible scheming and disingenuous President of the United States today tipped his hat while bowing to Egypt’s new president Mohammed Morsi* welcoming his ‘continued efforts in democracy.’
Morsi for his part in upholding the charade paid lip service to Obama in order to safeguard the US’s commitment for the $1.3B (billion) in aid shoveled to Egypt every year, while talking out of the other side of his mouth when addressing the adoring hordes of his fellow Brotherhood at Cairo University saying:
(Posted on June 25, 2012 9:40:30 AM EDT by THE RAIDER)
“Egypt’s Constitution should be based on the Koran and Sharia law,’ presidential candidate from the Muslim Brotherhood Islamist movement Mohamed Morsi said.
“The Koran is our constitution, the Prophet is our leader, jihad is our path and death in the name of Allah is our goal,” Morsi said in his election speech before Cairo University students on Saturday night.
‘Today Egypt is close as never before to the triumph of Islam at all the state levels,’ he said.
“Today we can establish Sharia law because our nation will acquire well-being only with Islam and Sharia. The Muslim Brothers and the Freedom and Justice Party will be the conductors of these goals,” he said.’
The version reported by the main stream media after being interpreted by translators in the State Department and edited by White House Press Secretary Jay Blarney (sic) read as follows:
“President Morsi today praised the United States and it’s fearless leader for human rights, Barack Hussein Obama, and said they would be meeting with Attorney General Eric Holder who had offered to help frame their constitution in the image of America’s founding fathers.’
Morsi said he saw ‘no reason why the Koran and the King James bible couldn’t co exist in a new Egypt that welcomed continued cooperation with it’s neighbor Israel, and the hopes that a newer, stronger non aggression policy could be worked out to counter exported terrorism from Iran and Hamas.’
Hillary Clinton for her part was said to have received written assurances from Morsi that they would not turn down an increase in foreign aid causing her to exclaim as she held the document up for reporters, “At last…Peace in Our Time!”
Meanwhile there was said to be further rejoicing in the office of the Secretary of State where Hillary Clinton’s 2nd in command and constant companion, Huma Weiner, toasted the victory in Egypt by the militant Brotherhood.
Huma’s mother Saleha is a high ranking member of the Muslim Sisterhood, and her brother Haasan sits on a revolutionary Brotherhood council at Oxford University which is a hotbed for radical Muslim teachings as it seeks to instill Sharia law in the UK.
Huma has been working for Clinton since 1996 and further cemented her rise by marrying Anthony Weiner, a wide eyed NY liberal Democratic Congressman who was considered a rising ‘rock star’ by extreme leftist/liberal members of the party.
Unfortunately for Weiner, his addiction to being in the public eye encouraged his wild rants on TV and in the newspapers, but left him seeking more as he took to cyber space via his Blackberry where he was caught out showing off his one eyed trouser worm and begging to find a shiksha who would perform oral sex.
The fact that Anthony was caught out exposing himself to women not his wife, the fact that he is jewish and married to a Muslim with radical ties to fundamentalists begs the question, “why is this man and his wife still alive and not the victim of an honor killing?”
The highest ranking members of the Brotherhood had already declared the marriage ‘null and void’ under Sharia law, but there it stopped and was swept under the proverbial prayer rug. Any one else would have been publicly stoned to death after being buried up to their head in a dung pile!
One may pose that they’re still breathing for the same reason Obama and the State Department couldn’t wait to get the Anna Chapman ‘spy ring’ out of the US fast enough before they spilled all the beans.
Huma is well placed next to the Secretary of State as Hillary scurries around the world in an attempt to curry favour with dictators, corrupt politicians, and religious zealots, and Huma is privy to the nation’s most secret of deliberations and policy decisions.
Poor Anthony, what would he say if he found out Huma was ‘deep throat’ but ‘wouldn’t go all the way down,” as Barack said about his own wife.
The fact that Huma was pregnant at the time of Weiner’s (sic) indiscretions, and she has gone public in her support for the pervert by being seen holding hands and cooing over him, only reinforces the scenario that she’s in it for the long haul; like being a close personal advisor to Hillary should she decide to run for the Presidency in 2016, or even more likely, replace Joe Biden in the run up to the 2012 election to shore up Obama’s disastrous campaign.
As recently as April of this year the State Department (read Huma) hosted a meeting at the White House for a delegation from the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, perhaps to formulate strategy
for the recent election and the President’s stance where he “encouraged him (Morsi) to continue to play a role in Egyptian politics by supporting the democratic process and working to unify the Egyptian people,” while at the same time telling the Egyptian military to stand aside and give full rein to the Brotherhood to continue their religious transformation of yet another former quasi allay in the tinderbox of the mid east.
The latest in the political drama has Obama dispatching a ‘political action’ team from Chicago to Egypt to act as Morsi’s ‘transition’ team as he moves into the power vacuum caused by the Arab Spring.
Expect Egypt’s murder rate to soon surpass that of Chicago, and the resulting corruption to exceed that of Hamid Karzai in Afghanistan.
*’Morsi’ is no relation to the lately lamented “Inspector Morse” affectionately known as “Morsie” to his legend of international fans before he was ‘disappeared’ by a cabal of less than tolerant
proponents of censorship. But just like ‘Banksy,’ notice of his demise is premature.
He Lives. He Writes.