IRS Agents Will Begin To Check Individual Health Records Next Month
by Bargis Tryhol on 08/07/12 at 4:27 am
A routine, but free, abortion being performed by rookie IRS agent Herman Smithe in a Detroit IRS clinic. “It was my first and the bleeding was stopped in about 17 hours, so the patient was still able enough to sign her tax return.”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Fresh on the heels of the Supreme Court’s verdict on Obamacare, over 16,000 new Internal Revenue Agents hit the streets of our nation at a full gallop. Reminiscent of prohibition where thousands avoided paying taxes on home distilled spirits, modern day ‘revenuers’ will leave no stone unturned looking for violators to the National Healthcare Law.
Alrerady, crafty ‘Obama Clinics’ have sprouted up by the thousands from coast to coast, and for a mere one-hundred dollar membership they’ll issue a healthcare compliance certificate that allows you to legally file your income tax with the newly required ‘proof of insurance’ attached to the 1041 form.
Under the new healthcare edict, some basic healthcare will be done by specially trained IRS agents for those citizens in urban blighted neighborhoods, as well as, those who live in rural areas where healthcare is too far away or where public transportation systems are non-existant.
Sonja Harry and Dwayne Cunningham are two newly minted IRS agents who completed a two-week crash course on appendix removal, broken bone repairs, abortion techniques, and brain surgery in a Dearborn Michigan clinic and have been given all the necessary tools to complete both emergency and compliance housecalls.
“Look! I even gots me a brand new doctors bag!” Claimed a smiling Cunningham as he stood before cameras at the June IRS graduation.
“No fetus can beat us!” Said Sonja as she held her diploma high after receiving honors for being the best in her class even though she was a ‘special skills’ student who had severe vision and tremor problems stemming from a 1999 train wreck in Stockton, California.
The IRS said it has taken great care in training the 16,000 agents in proper techniques when doing a routine ‘stop and frisk,’ where agents randomly pull over a driver, or stop a pedestrian in order to check their ‘healthcae papers’ as mandated by the Obama Healthcare Act.
Let’s Hear It!