by Steely Beast on 19/07/12 at 7:22 amSatireWorld.com
After almost four years of lackluster performance from the man who unquestionably is the least qualified American President since Andrew Johnson, one can wish that the real Hope and Change comes about this November with the election of a man that truly is qualified to run a country.
One of the things to admire about Mitt Romney is, after going to both Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School simultaneously, he passed the Michigan bar, but never worked as an attorney.
I might add that during his time as a venture-capitalist, Romney’s first major business deal involved investing in a start-up office supply company with one store in Massachusetts that sold office supplies. That company, called Staples, now has over 2,000 stores and employs over 90,000 people. Not a bad success story and imagine…It was done without government help!
Romney or his company BainCapital (using what became known as the “Bain Way”) would go on to perform the same kinds of business miracles again and again, with companies like Domino’s, Sealy, Brookstone, Weather Channel, Burger King, Warner Music Group, Dollarama, Home Depot Supply, and many others.
So, got your calculators handy? Let’s do a recap…
1) Romney was a volunteer campaign worker for his dad’s gubernatorial campaign for 1 year.
2) He was an unpaid intern in his father’s Governor’s office 8 years.
3) Served as a Mormon missionary in Paris for 2 years.
4) Provided service as an unpaid bishop and state president for his church 10 years.
5) Romney took no salary as president of the financially troubled Salt Lake Olympics 3 years, pulling the olympics from near insolvency and turning it into the first commercailly successful olympic venture in modern times.
No salary as MA governor 4 years.
6) When his father George passed away Mitt gave his ENTIRE INHERITANCE to charity.
That’s a grand total of 28 years of unpaid service to his country, his community and his church. Why? Because that’s the kind of man Mitt Romney is.
And Romney will gladly show you his:
1)Un-doctored Birth Certificate.
4)Un-doctored Draft notice.
5)And un-doctored Social Security card, and what state it’s registered.
Now, with all the talk of wealth re-distribution and the repeated attacks on Romney’s personal fortune, there’s just one more thing to say…According to Obama-speak, apparently, We’re supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with ours. Hmmmm
In 2008, many people voted for Obama simply because they didn’t want to appear racist…Now, those same people will vote for Romney just so they don’t appear stupid!