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Code Pink To Protest At The RNC In Tampa…Local Health Officials Placed On Alert!

by Bargis Tryhol on 24/07/12 at 6:18 am

Tampa, FL – (SatireWorld.com)

The motely crew of the fringe woman’s movement ‘Code Pink’has put out the call to ‘demonstrate with your vagina’ at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. Code Pink is offering an air conditioned bus ride from major cities along the east coast in order to have a turn out that will, as some leaders suggested, to drive our opinions home to the mainstream voters.

“My vagina’s furious and it needs to talk.” Our vaginas need to talk, too. They need to talk about the way women’s rights are threatened worldwide–from anti-choice legislation to inappropriate rape jokes to economic inequality to war and occupation overseas that disproportionately affect women’s lives.

According to their website….’Join CODEPINK and V-Day to bring your vagina to the Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL August 27-30!’

Together, we will bring our resilient, creative, powerful vaginas to Republican fundraisers and to the convention hall. We’ll also take part in the Coalition March on the RNC and other peace and justice actions.

Pinellas counties local public health organizations have offered free flypaper and areosol sprays to control the anticipated swarms of flies that would accompany such a demonstration and have advised residents not to venture outdoors when the demonstrators drop their underwear, especially during the hot and humid August heat.

In a show of sympathy, the RNC is offering free showers and an ample supplies of deodorant powder to forestall false alarms from bio-chemical detectors located on or near the convention site.