House Candidate and ‘One Percenter’ Alan Grayson Crashes His Mercedes Benz Into A Bus

by on 28/09/12 at 1:07 pm

One percenter Grayson walked away and promises to sue the Lynx bus even though he was at fault.

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com)

Congressional candidate Alan Grayson (D-FL) crashed into a Lynx passenger bus in downtown Orlando around noon last Saturday. Grayson was rushing to an upscale fundraising event for his Congressional campaign in his ‘S’ series Mercedes-Benz when he ran through a red light.

Authorities with the Orlando Police Department said the crash happened at Orange Avenue and Livingston Street during noo traffic. The investigating officer says he didn’t understand why Grayson, a man who claims he can govern your life better with big government than you can, wasn’t more careful during the busiest time of day in downtown Orlando and couldn’t see a red light.

According to Orlando Police, Grayson will be charged with the accident and most likely be given a traffic citation pending a full investigation.

Grayson, who is worth millions from his days as a trial lawyer, pretends to look out for the ‘little guy’ but in this case a great big bus was missed.



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