by Jalapenoman on 01/10/12 at 11:49 am[/caption]
Begger’s Loop(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
Jobless, homeless, and without supporting friends, Ian Younge (aka Martin Shuttlecock plus other names) has hit rock bottom after yet another writer’s online site (newsbiscuit) caught on that he is hopelessly addicted to troll-like behavior toward other people, other readers, and honest contributors.
Drunk more than sober, the semi-reclusive Younge’s personal life has suffered as he has bounced from one job to another causing problems at home. Recently, his spouse had enough of his poor behavior and threw him out on the street by kicking his flabby ass as he bent to pick up his gym bag and case of Stella beer.
Now, he’s being outted on his most favorite site’s forum on ‘The Spoof’ by those he tricked over the past years by saying..’Do as I say, not what I do!’ Have the chickens come home to roost at last?
Now the ‘Messiah,’ as he’s being called by those tricked and humiliated fellow writers, has to explain why he has such a difficult time being honest with those who offered their hand in friendship and trust, yet were callously betrayed by lies, deceit, degrading innuendo and disparaging remarks through cleverly concealed alternate screen names.
Now in disgrace, Skoob or whatever name he’s using now is free to ride off into the sunset with Maria Rios at his side, on a quest to find Colonel Juan and the Lost City of Fools.