Rogue LA Cop Shoots Donut Shop Manager-Loses Local Support From Left

by on 10/02/13 at 5:13 am

BAD COP!  NO DONUT!

BAD COP!
NO DONUT!

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

The ex-cop accused of three revenge killings left behind a long manifesto outlining all of his grievances and observations.
The manifesto has given investigators some clues, but they still don’t know where Christopher Dorner is hiding.

Law enforcement spent four hours searching his mom’s Orange County home. They took out 10 grocery bags filled with stale powdered donuts and several computer hard drives on Friday. Dorner lost his job with the Los Angeles Police Department in 2008 for ratting out another officer for excessive force. His manifesto vows revenge for his ‘racially motivated’ termination.

Suprisingly, thousands of people are actually supporting Dorner and his violent reactions back against the LAPD.

One Facebook page is proclaiming Dorner for president. “We propose electing a man who could no longer sit idly by and watch as malicious tyrants abuse the innocent.”

The description on ‘We Are All Chris Dorner’ chillingly says, “Yes, this is war.”
Nearly 3,000 people like the page ‘I Support Christopher Jordan Dorner.’
One LA sympathizer wrote, “Because something needs to be done about the long known corruption and other abuses toward minorities.”

The latest victim of the rogue cop is 56 year old Babu Bhaatwan, an Pakistani immigrant owner of Babu’s Donut Shop, a frequent haunt of LA police officers who usually visit in the morning hours.

SWAT team members found the owner’s body at 4:20 AM this morning after an anonymous call. Reportedly, Bhaatwan was shot several times and had a raspberry-filled crueller sticking out of both ears.

According LA detective Bill Barkley, they blame the murder on Dorner and refer to Dorner’s 70 page manifesto, where he accused Babu of putting ‘excessive white powdered sugar’, on all his donuts in an efort to make black men look silly by leaving them with large white lips after eating a donut. Dorner also rambled on about the size of the donut shop’s napkins which he felt were too small and allowed crumbs and white sugar to ruin his department issue dark blue shirts.

“Babu was immensely popular with locals who could always count on a free donut and a good knock-knock joke every once in awhile. Now, Dorner isn’t exactly looking like a hero, but more like an assassin, ” says Barkley.

In Dorner’s manifesto, he stated his liberal politics as a reason for what he felt was excessive retribution by supervisors and a review board that finally terminated his service with LAPD.

In the manifesto he expressed his dislike of conservatives, the NRA, Ford Motor Company, and movies with penguins. On the other hand, he expressed his deep admiration for Barack Obama, Piers Morgan, Al Sharpton, Lindsay Lohan, and Harold Worth, an unknown second rate writer from Portsmouth England who’s only claim to fame is having pedophile Jimmy Savile as a father.



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