by captain america on 12/02/13 at 11:57 amWashington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The NRA today announced they were naming Barack Hussein Obama ‘Community Organizer of the Year’ after his authoritarian assault on the 2nd Amendment has sent gun and ammunition manufactures into overdrive and putting thousands of skilled craftsman to work!
“The ways he’s managed to reach the community of taxpaying, law aiding, patriotic citizens of this country is simply astounding,” said Bargis Tryhol, a life time NRA member, mayor of Bloutstown, Fl,
and The World’s Most Interesting Satire Editor. “I mean, you’ve got to hand it to him, he finally was able to unite a whole segment of American citizens that hold a job and actually pay taxes!”
The comments and announcements of the award come on he heels of an economic report stating the country’s largest and most popular firearms companies are working at 100% capacity since Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Piers Morgan, Joe Biden and Obama politicized a recent horrible tragedy perpetuated by a mentally addled computer addicted loner who was abetted by the mother who he wound up killing with her own guns in her Connecticut mansion.
“This is the first Obama STIMULUS that has actually accomplished anything,’ continued Tryhol.
“People are back to work in the gun industry, money is being put back into the economy, taxes are being collected, and now more American’s are prepared to defend themselves as the President continues to criss cross the country and encourage racial divide with his policies of confiscation leading to the redistribution of wealth!”
As Satire World investigative reporters have found out, there is a down side to the story with the usual suspects profiting greatly on the scarcity of weapons and ammunition.
Thanks to his connection to a shady cabal of Obama bundlers headquartered in the Dominican Republic, reports are surfacing of alleged profiteering by embattled NJ Senator Robert Menendez linking him to Assault Rifle resales and profits of 4000 percent, not to mention sex orgies with underage girls.
According to an under the covers sex worker, Menendez has been linked to a horde of Romanian manufactured AK-47’s purchased for $37.50 a piece in the early 90’s which are now selling at gun shows for $1150-$1300 a piece, not including extra 30 round clips for $175, and 50 round drums for $575.
At a recent gun show Dominican salesman were hawking ammunition for $1 a piece and buyers were paying $1,000 for 1,000 rounds of the 7.62 ammo in military canisters marked “made in New Jersey by Teamster Union Members.”
What has not been mentioned in the main stream media is that personal protection for elected officials is also soaring, with liberal politicians now hiring thousands of more armed guards to protect them against their own constituents, especially in Illinois, California, and Washington, DC.
And contrary to proposed legislation, these personal armed guards will not be limited to weapons holding only 10 rounds of ammunition in a special rider added to concealed carry permit holder Dianne Feinstein, the second most despised elected official in California after Nancy Pelosi, and just a nose ahead of Congressman Henry Waxman!
The NRA announced that Ted Nugent will be presenting the award to the President just prior to his State of the Union address on nation wide TV tonight.
According to sources Obama will be using the 2 hour political speech to support skeet shooting, the family values of deer camps, concealed carry permits, defending his executive orders,and touting
unlimited immigration, abortion on demand, and the importance of leadership.
The President will be introduced by activist Sandra Fluke, and Rihanna will sing “God Damn America’ which was recorded earlier during a private session with the president.
Congressman Joe Wilson said he’ll keep his mouth shut this time, but can’t guarantee he won’t throw his ‘loafers’ at Obama during the partisan event to prove his point.