So, Ever Wonder How The Mind Of A Congressional Democrat Really Works?

by on 14/02/13 at 4:39 pm

Will someone tell Frederica that she looks like a fucking idiot in a cowboy hat

Will someone tell Frederica Wilson (D-FL) that she looks like a total idiot in her stupid cowboy hats

Satire World Campsite….
Gather round kiddies and old Uncle Bargis is going to tell you a bed time tale about how evil Democrats have really screwed up politics in the good old USA!

Once upon a time the Democrats found a vast government scrap yard in the middle of the New Mexico desert. One Democrat said, “Hey! Someone may steal from it at night.” So they all got together and created a night watchman position and hired a person full-time for the job.

Then the Democrats wondered, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies.

Then, cautious Democrats said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people, one to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then the liberal Democrats asked, “How are these people going to get paid?”

So they created two positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer, then they hired two people.

Then one of the smarter Democrats had an idea, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”

So all the Democrats created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, an Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

The Democrats discovered a problem after almost a year, “We have had this command in operation for one year, and we are $918,000 over budget. We must cut back.”

So…they laid off the night watchman.

Now you know how Democrats in Congress work!

2 Responses to “So, Ever Wonder How The Mind Of A Congressional Democrat Really Works?”

  1. Captain america

    Feb 15th, 2013

    …they keep on reproducing themselves like amoebas!

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