Animal Control Officers Finally Discover “Who Let The Dogs Out”

by on 23/02/13 at 7:05 am

SEveral times Bo the First Dog got out un-supervised but staffers say it was because Barack was hungry and chased it , threatening to eat Bo!

Several times Bo the First Dog got out un-supervised but staffers say it was because Obama was hungry and chased it knife and fork in hand.

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Animal Control Officers have finally discovered the identity of the person “who let the dogs out.” Investigators in the department have been searching for the perpetrator since The Baha Men first asked the question in the summer of 2000.

The answer? Captain Randolph Manwich of Animal Control revealed that “we’ve taken information provided by the Obama White House and discovered that it was really former President George W. Bush. They told us to investigate as he seemed to be the blame for everything wrong in this country.”

When asked about his actions, the former President said “I don’t remember anything about freeivating no dogs. I may have let some out to do their business in the Rose Garden; natural fertilizer, you know. Other than that, I really don’t have any informationing about this situation.”

Animal Control Officers revealed that their second suspect was a person by the name of Globe Al Warming.



One Response to “Animal Control Officers Finally Discover “Who Let The Dogs Out””

  1. Captain america

    Feb 23rd, 2013

    ..who’s the guy in the sheet selling Shitzu-kabobs on the lawn??

    Just confirming the country is going to the dogs!

    On second thought, Michele is looking moore and more like
    a labradoodle….or Carol Channing…in DRAG!

    and they’re upset about a little horse meat in the UK???

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