MSNBC-‘North Korea Suffers From a Failure to Communicate’

by on 02/04/13 at 10:39 pm

In a recent 4 hour speech, the Boy Wonder of the DMZ minced his English and told the world that it will quiver at the sight of "his big Dong," which was referring to the Pondong ICBM which has failed 4 out of 4 tries so far.

According to MSNBC…In a recent 4 hour speech, the Boy Wonder of the DMZ minced his English and told the world “he’s going to play with his big Dong,” which was really referring to the Pondong ICBM which has failed 14 out of 14 tries so far.

Pyongyang North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)

Kim Jong Un the Supreme Leader of North Korea spoke at a meeting of the Supreme People’s Assembly about building more nuclear weapons and the economy being his priorities. He also warned that the Korean Peninsula had entered a “state of war.”

The official North Korean television news broadcaster, Korean Central Television (KCTV) aired a newsreader edited version of the Supreme Leader’s remarks for both local and world news consumption.

Kim Jong Un vowed to employ big bang strikes on the US as their Dongs (guided missiles) grow larger.

Kim Jong Un implied that the North Korean Peoples’ Army would deliver big blow jobs to all military personnel stationed at US bases in Korea, Japan and in other Pacific operational theatres including Hawaii and Guam.

Kim Jong Un condemned aggressive Raptors (dinosaurs) being deployed to South Korea from Jurassic Park to eat the North Korean Peoples’ Army during ongoing US-South Korean military drills.

Kim Jong Un threatened to shut down a North Korean border factory complex that manufactures condoms and other rubber toys, the last major symbol of inter-Korean cooperation.

White House Press Secretary Carney commented about the current bellicose rhetoric emanating from North Korea as not being anything new, but the US would take it seriously. The biggest threat from North Korea is that their misunderstanding of the English language could really lead to war.



One Response to “MSNBC-‘North Korea Suffers From a Failure to Communicate’”

  1. Captain america

    Apr 3rd, 2013

    …..don’t forget those short squat little women in N. Korea who are capable of delivering a serious “power F****'” according to John Kerry, who as secretary of state says, “and I know what I’m talking about and I’ve got the Purple Dong with clusters to prove it!”

    N.Korea media responded by calling Kerry “a big drip.’

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