by Philbert of Macadamia on 02/04/13 at 10:39 pmPyongyang North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
Kim Jong Un the Supreme Leader of North Korea spoke at a meeting of the Supreme People’s Assembly about building more nuclear weapons and the economy being his priorities. He also warned that the Korean Peninsula had entered a “state of war.”
The official North Korean television news broadcaster, Korean Central Television (KCTV) aired a newsreader edited version of the Supreme Leader’s remarks for both local and world news consumption.
Kim Jong Un vowed to employ big bang strikes on the US as their Dongs (guided missiles) grow larger.
Kim Jong Un implied that the North Korean Peoples’ Army would deliver big blow jobs to all military personnel stationed at US bases in Korea, Japan and in other Pacific operational theatres including Hawaii and Guam.
Kim Jong Un condemned aggressive Raptors (dinosaurs) being deployed to South Korea from Jurassic Park to eat the North Korean Peoples’ Army during ongoing US-South Korean military drills.
Kim Jong Un threatened to shut down a North Korean border factory complex that manufactures condoms and other rubber toys, the last major symbol of inter-Korean cooperation.
White House Press Secretary Carney commented about the current bellicose rhetoric emanating from North Korea as not being anything new, but the US would take it seriously. The biggest threat from North Korea is that their misunderstanding of the English language could really lead to war.