Former VP Gore Scores a Global Whiteout

by on 03/05/13 at 7:57 pm

Al Gore....Perhaps the biggest bullshitter in  the history of  this entire planet. Why, this guy bullshits so well he received an Academy Award!

Al Gore….Perhaps the biggest bullshitter in the history of this entire planet. Why, this guy bullshits so well he received an Academy Award for it!

Denver CO – (SatireWorld.com) 

On May 1, 2013 former Democratic Vice President Al Gore spoke about global warming at the 76,000 seat Sports Authority Field (home of the Denver Broncos)..

Unfortunately a May Day snow storm made travel difficult on some Colorado highways including Interstate 70, several crashes being reported, and Interstate 80 in Wyoming. Denver International Airport reported about 50 flight cancellations and other flights were delayed for de-icing. By midday, more than a foot of snow had fallen in parts of Colorado and Wyoming causing heat and power outages. Snow was also reported falling in the mid- western states.

President Barack Obama, Colorado’s Democratic Governor John Hickenlooper, Denver’s Democratic Mayor Michael Hancock, numerous Secret Service agents, Colorado State police, Denver police, food vendors and various local and national media representatives listened intently. The former vice president pleaded for the federal government to end the 2.4% sequestration, which is hampering climate change activist’s activities.

Due to the rather low attendance Denver officials have asked Colorado officials, who have asked the Obama administration, who has asked VP Al Gore to reimburse the stadium fees using money he received from his Arab friends in Qatar. Qatar produces fossil fuels that generate carbon dioxide that supposedly creates global warming.

Indeed, “it” does flow uphill!

  

 

 



One Response to “Former VP Gore Scores a Global Whiteout”

  1. Captain america

    May 4th, 2013

    …..flaulence personified….no wonder they won’t let anybody near him who smokes….

    …the Herman Goering of the Global Warming (sic) movement…
    (did you have your BM today?)

    Like the rest of THEM profiting off yet another money sucking political correct SCAM….

    Wonder if his massage therapist pays more in taxes than he does?

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