White House To Add Laugh Track Audio During All Jay Carney Press Conferences

by on 14/05/13 at 2:04 pm

Professional bullshit artist and defender of anything Obama, Press Secretary Jay Carney is probably looking for a bridge to jump off of right now.

Professional B-S artist and defender of anything Obama says or does, Press Secretary Jay Carney always seems to look like someone just reminded him that his fly is halfway un-zipped.

The White House – (SatireWorld.com)

White House press secretary Jay Carney on Tuesday again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.”

Start Giggle and tithering laughter…

“The president is a strong defender of the first amendment,” Carney told reporters at a White House press conference. “And a firm believer in the need for the press to be unfettered in its ability to conduct investigative reporting and facilitate a free flow of information.
He also of course recognizes the need for the Justice Department to investigate alleged criminal activity without undue influence.”

Add increasing boisterous Laughter…..

When questioned about other questionable situations concerning the IRS scandal, the Benghazi embassy attack, and Fast and Furious, Carney said, “the President is carefully looking into all allegations and promises a thourogh investigation and swift justice in any wrong doing.”

Add slowly building laughter that climaxes in a roar from the crowd…

2 Responses to “White House To Add Laugh Track Audio During All Jay Carney Press Conferences”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    May 14th, 2013

    “Thorough investigation and swift justice,” is that like taking 64 months deciding whether to build the keystone Pipeline?

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