MSNBC’s Own RINO… Meagan McCain Threatens to Quit Republican Party After Twinkies Plant Closing Blamed on GOP!

by on 02/06/13 at 6:35 am

Meagan McMuffin (aka Meagan McCain ) says she really misses her daily fare of four Egg McMuffins, coffee, and half a dozen Twinkies for breakfast. Meagan shares breakfast in her MSNBC cubicle with talking head Ed Schultz who’s usually found noshing down between Meghan's knees.

Meagan McMuffin (aka Meagan McCain ) says she really misses her daily fare of four Egg McMuffins, coffee, and half a dozen Twinkies for breakfast. Meagan shares breakfast in her MSNBC cubicle with talking head Ed Schultz who’s usually found noshing down between Meagan’s knees.

Muffinville, AZ – (SatireWorld.com)

Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with fellow MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

Meagan McCain, who’s often referred to as Meagan McMuffin, has been a frequent critic of the Republican Party ever since her father Senator John McCain (R-AZ) called her a chubby little nitwit back in 2002 when she inadvertently threw the family cat into the clothes washer by accident after a night of marathon Dunkin Donut eating with friends.

McCain, who works for MSNBC as a political analyst closest brush with anything involving the real world was an MTV reality series she co-hosted with Michael Moore called ‘Meagan and Moore Eat Detroit’. But still she’s given a high-profile platform that she uses to never to tell any truth that might offend the left.

When it comes to interviews, let’s warm up with me-me-me-me-me-me-me. Because everything is always and only ever about chubby little Meghan McCain:

I know there are many out there, especially in the more conservative sphere, that regard me with disdain. I don’t fit into the traditional Republican box that the wingnuts who have hijacked my party think all Republicans should. For the last four years, I’ve been calling for Republicans to stop concentrating on social issues. I am a single woman in my 20s and that fact alone gave me the perspective that I don’t want to regulate a woman’s right to choice. I am pro-life, but because life is complicated, that choice is between a woman and her idea of a higher power. I believe if Roe vs. Wade were repealed, abortion would still go on. I care more about my economy, national security, and fiscal conservatism than I do about what other woman do with their bodies. It’s not my place, and I don’t believe it’s the government’s place, to make such decisions.

That’s just one paragraph. If you highlighted every self-reference in the entire piece you’d get carpal tunnel.

McMuffin’s latest MSNBC rant blames the Hostess Brand company of playing dirty by closing its doors and laying off 18,500 union employees that had financially strangled the company into two bankruptcy’s in the past decade, but particuarly blamed the Republican Party for shutting off the nation’s supply of Twinkies to urban poor kids who’s daily brown bag treat was a Twinkie or a Ding Dong.

Please, someone stuff this blovating sponge brain into a bag and send her to England in retaliation for that Piers Morgan asshole.



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