Green Ship Joins the Fleet

by on 02/06/13 at 5:31 pm

The USS Barack Obama is a Par 6 ship.

The USS Barack Obama is a Par 6 ship.

Philadelphia PA:

The USS Barack Obama commissioning ceremonies were held here today. This vessel is the first of the new Propaganda class ships that employ a green energy propulsion system.

The covert development of this ship by the White House, the Federal Reserve and the re-opened Philadelphia Navy Yard came as a complete surprise to the US Navy. This stealthy ship has no weapons systems, no combat electronics, but has a big “loud speaker” system. The ship’s function is to sail around the world warning US enemies about crossing red-lines, hacking computer systems or other transgressions of US interests.

The program was kept secret because of the White House’s obsession over sequestration and about whether the ship should be painted green or brown. Many political pundits feel this is why Associated Press (AP) and Fox News Channel reporters were persecuted by the US Department of Justice for possibly publishing leaks.

The green energy propulsion system of the Barack Obama burns money printed by the Federal Reserve. Keel laying ceremonies for the Susan Rice and Jay Carney are anticipated shortly.


Authors Note: The Philadelphia Navy Yard is currently home of the Spanish American War (1898) Protected Cruiser USS Olympia (C-6) and across the Delaware River is the home of the WWII Battleship USS New Jersey (BB 62).

One Response to “Green Ship Joins the Fleet”

  1. captain america

    Jun 3rd, 2013

    ….but does it float?

    can’t wait for the sea trials….6500 choom smoking, ‘snorkeling’, crew picked from Obama’s best and brightest…

    it’ll be high and dry after Obama makes the seas subside…

    enjoyed this one Phil!

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