by Philbert of Macadamia on 17/06/13 at 4:53 pmChicago IL- (SatireWorld.com)
President Obama upon leaving office in 2017, or before, intends to open an upscale shoe boutique in the windy city featuring a high end line of footwear.
Vice President Joe Biden is to manage the business finances, just as he did the $850 billion federal government stimulus package. The shoe lines from noted brand name manufacturers are to include:
1. Barack Obama Executive Branch left wing tip dress shoes
2. Hillary Clinton State Department cover-ups and pimps, oops pumps
3. Susan Rice UN Ambassador flip-flops
4. Erick Holder Justice Department Fast and Furious sneakers and hip boots
5. Lois Lerner Internal Revenue Service (IRS) loafers
6. Lisa Jackson Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) clod hoppers and rubbers
7. Jay Carney White House Press Secretary “snow” shoes
8. James Clapper Director of National Intelligence dancing shoes
Mr. Biden indicated that a line of scandals, oops sandals is currently being investigated.