Obama Triangle to be Investigated

by on 26/06/13 at 5:53 am

Some claim the geographic source of the 'Obama Triangle' is this urinal cake that when soaked with urine gives off 'strange powers'

Some claim the geographic source of the ‘Obama Triangle’ is this urinal cake that when soaked with urine gives off ‘strange powers’

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)

Researchers who have been investigating the strange phenomena supposedly occurring in the Bermuda Triangle are now turning their attention to the mysterious Obama Triangle.

The Bermuda Triangle is located in a region of the Atlantic Ocean between Miami Florida, Bermuda and San Juan Puerto Rico, where a number of aircraft and ships have allegedly disappeared under peculiar circumstances.

The Obama Triangle is a scandal plagued region of Washington DC (mainly inside the Capital Beltway) between the White House, the DC Sewage Processing Plant and the DC Garbage Processing Plant. Located here are the US Department of Justice (DOJ), the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), the US Department of State (DOS), the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA), Health and Human Services (HHS), and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

Observed events in the region include: USDOS Benghazi Libya US embassy Islamic terrorist attack cover-up; the IRS targeting conservative and Tea Party non-profit groups; USDOJ persecution of Associated Press (AP)/Fox News Channel reporters; the EPA leaking 80,000 farmers personal data to rabid environmental groups; the VA delaying and denying of veterans benefits; HHS ObamaCare ethics violations; the federal government having access to millions of American citizens health records, phone calls and internet messages; and the FBI employing drones to spy on American citizens.

The Obama Triangle is shrouded in the distractive fog of phony climate change with potentially more breaking scandals occurring at light speed. This ever expanding region violates the laws of physics and the US Constitution!



2 Responses to “Obama Triangle to be Investigated”

  1. captain america

    Jun 26th, 2013

    ….losing one’s moral compass guarantees losing your way!

    ….throwing out a trail of “crumbs” don’t work neither…
    Bottom feeders eat em up and you can’t find your way back…

    Another great observation from Phil!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jun 26th, 2013

    Congress needs to impeach the current source of corruption in Washington DC namely, the Golfer in Chief.

    The Obama administration liars and cheats have destroyed the USA and its Constitution that has protected us ordinary citizens for 237 years.

    Our enemies don’t respect the US, while our friends laugh about the USA leading from behind.

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