by on 24/07/13 at 5:19 amNew York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
NYC Mayoral candidate Anthony “Underpants” Weiner has been caught in another sexting scandal. Two years after he was forced to resign from Congress and drop out of a New York City election, he has been caught with his pants down again!
Weiner admitted today to being involved in a text messaging scandal with a 22 year old woman (not his wife) where they traded nude pictures of each other’s bodies and reproductive organs. One text from Weiner was in comment to the woman sending a picture of her breasts, where he tried to reference Bob Hope by telling her “thanks for the mummeries.”
Weiner, however, dismissed the charges by saying that “the people really care about my message and what I have to show them. They want me and like my benefits and advantages. I want to bring my vision to this city and these people.”
When asked how she felt about her husband’s continued propensity to drop his drawers and send pictures to younger, more attractive women, Huma Abedin Weiner said “he’s a Jew with a teeny weeny weinee. I guess that there are some women out there that like looking at naked six year olds. All I care about is getting him elected so he can fulfill his promises to me of making New York City Sharia compliant.”
Weiner’s opponents in the mayoral race have all called on him to resign his candidacy. Said one, “we’ve all seen everything this guy’s got to offer, and it ain’t much. One of my daughters showed me some of the pictures he had posted and told me Daddy, that looks like a penis…only smaller.”
The former Congressman, however, plans to stay into the race “to the bitter end.” Unfortunately, now we’ve all seen his bitter end!