White House of Cards: the Joker is Wild but The Queen of Spades Trumps All!

by on 15/08/13 at 10:16 pm

"Holy batshit Robin! This Joker really does want to take all our money!"

“Holy batshit Robin! Having this wild Joker in our deck of cards means the loss of liberty!”

The White House – (SatireWorld.com)

Reports from SW after the Osama Bin Dead Debacle, Obama Bin AWOL was confirmed after ‘body man’ Reggie Love inadvertently disclosed that the Commander in Thief had no stomach to watch the final take down of the Jihadist behind the murder of over 3,000 Americans on 9/11.

Instead he escaped to the media room to wile away the time playing a card game developed in the 30’s and unfortunately given the now politically in correct name of SPADES.

But who knew back in the 1930’s that ‘taking a trick with a spade’ would not only be offensive to an intern in the White House who was working for no pay ‘under the table’,but would also generate a complete IRS audit of undeclared income if she listed her occupation as ‘independent contractor’, not to mention it would launch the Kardashian Empire!

To say our President has no stomach for the hard job of governing, let alone leading our military at a time when the world is beset with threats, is like saying A. Weiner isn’t a hands on type of guy.

Our earlier reporting indicated that close personal aide, and Chicago slum lord, Valerie Jarrett had to vett any Presidential decisions, and had strongly advised Barry not to pull the trigger on the Seal Team 6 operation, not for security concerns, but only for political considerations should the mission fail.

Inside reports revealed that Obama had to be hauled kicking and screaming back to the situation room after wiser heads forced his hand to give the order before escaping with an upset stomach and migraine relieved only by Reggie’s ministrations and 15 hands of the politically incorrect card game, a subject of a DOJ investigation initiated by the NAACP along with the now infamous “Clown” scandal somewhere in Missouri .

Well, the bull never caught up with the rodeo clown, but methinks it won’t be long before all of the President’s Bull S****t will be catching up to him leaving him on the horns of a dilemma: Shit or go Blind!

Meanwhile, Obama missing during 7 hours of the Benghazi massacre is still not answered, but within the next 48 we might hear that Valerie Jarrett may have been playing ‘drop the soap’ in the Presidential shower just to calm his nerves and keep him from making a presidential decision that would stick to him.

As it is, the Joker’s not responsible for anything…the Queen of Spades will tell you so and the media will swear to it.

Up next: Liars Poker in the situation room and Morsi invited to a Golf Summit on Martha’s Vineyard. Humma, Humma, Humma.

Anybody seen POTUS’S balls lately….outside of Reggie, the man on his bag?

3 Responses to “White House of Cards: the Joker is Wild but The Queen of Spades Trumps All!”

  1. Bargis

    Aug 16th, 2013

    Queen of Spades….love it!

  2. captain america

    Aug 16th, 2013

    ,,,,did I mention the douche of clubs?

  3. Jalapenoman

    Aug 16th, 2013

    What about the “whore of farts?”

    Oops…. that’s the “four of hearts.”

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