Obama Acts Decisively about Gas Attack

by on 23/08/13 at 6:13 am

Vegan President Sid Relish burned off a few liters before meeting Obama causing the Secret Service to become alarmed.

Vegan President Sid Relish burned off a few liters before meeting Obama causing the Secret Service to become alarmed.

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com)

President Obama was hosting a luncheon in the White House dining room for some of his Democratic supporters when his Secret Service detail burst into the room.

The Secret Service agent in charge handed the president a gas mask and told everyone to immediately evacuate the dining room as the White House was under gas attack, as indicated by detectors in the building. Don’t you smell the odor Mr. President, asked the agent in charge?

President Obama then ordered the Secret Service detail to open all the windows in the White House dining room. He also sent Vice President Joe Biden to Walmart to purchase some Lysol air freshener using his government sequestration discount card.

President Obama knew what to do because the luncheon was for the 20 members of the Democratic Vegan Society, who had been consuming large quantities of broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower and baked beans. The Vegans apologized profusely for their transgressions and also for crossing over the DC Metrorail Red Line while walking to the White House.

The Secret Service agent in charge respectfully suggested that President Obama serve Beano as an appetizer at his next luncheon for Vegans!



3 Responses to “Obama Acts Decisively about Gas Attack”

  1. captain america

    Aug 23rd, 2013

    …and he’s against FRACKING??

    Almost did a similiar idea last week during
    the royal visit: FLOTUS has flatulence attack, kicks off
    wild shoot out from SS men; two shot in foot, one in groin
    during resulting panic….martial law declared on Vineyard…

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 23rd, 2013

    “I love the smell of used vegetables in the afternoon.” (Apocalypse Now II-The Obama Administration)

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