Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

by on 02/09/13 at 2:29 pm

Gas chucker Assad is about to meet the USS Nimitz and a bunch of real swell pilots who just love to drop things on shithead ragheads

Gas chucker Assad is about to meet the USS Nimitz and a bunch of real swell pilots who just love to drop things on shithead ragheads

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,

I will admit that I am somewhat confused by this whole Syria thing.

Apparently, one group of ragheads is in a civil war against another group of ragheads and there’s over 100,000 dead already.  Shouldn’t we let ’em keep killing each other since they are basically all our enemies and call us the “great Satan?”

The U.N. doesn’t want to step in.  The other countries in the region don’t want to step in.  Our allies don’t want to step in.  Apparently, our President wants to “step in it” and step in.

Is he gonna defend his Moslem Brotherhood to make his Daddy happy or is he trying to defend our oil or is he just wanting to act strong so he gets good poll numbers or is he trying to get them sheep humpers more mad at us and provoke more terrorist attacks or what?

If’n the Krauts and the Japs had suddenly turned on each other in WWII and left us alone and started shooting at Berlin and Tokyo, we’d have backed off and saved American lives and left them alone to slug it out.  Why ain’t we doing this now?  Why do we have to be the world’s police and get hated for it?

Personally, I wouldn’t mind if all these little Shi’ites blew themselves back to goat screwing heaven, but…..

Jose Gonzalez  Elephant Butte, New Mexico

Dear Jose,

I think you nailed this one pretty good.

I’d also add that if we get into another military conflict somewhere, the gun and ammo manufacturers will be making their products for the military, so there would be less available for consumers like you and me (and we know that Obama is doing everything in his power to take away our access to firearms and ammunition).

Also, that would get more American soldiers killed (and that’s more people that didn’t vote Democrat in the last election).  It would also put more of our military outside of the country to help him when he tries to declare himself King Barack.

I personally don’t have a problem with carpet bombing Syria (and the rest of that region) and sending all them camel jockeys back to the stone age.  There are clues, however, that this ain’t what Skippy wants to do.  He wants just enough limited military action to turn more folks against us and get more Americans killed.


Today’s Observation from Throckmorton P. Turdblossom:  I was watching some web postings yesterday during the Texas Longhorns vs. NMSU Aggies game.  Twenty five minutes into the game, the score was NMSU 7, Texas O.  Everyone was calling for Longhorn coach Mac Browns head and whining about losing to one of the worst programs in football.  At the end of the game, it was Texas 56, NMSU 7 and all them same folks was trash talking about how awful the Aggies were.  Seems they all have short memories in Bevo country!

2 Responses to “Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column””

  1. Bargis

    Sep 2nd, 2013

    The entire fiasco has been hard to watch, “Amateur Hour” indeed. The president declares a “red line,” then sees the Syrian dictator cross it again and again. The Nobel Peace Prize winner declares he’ll take America to war … but only then does he seek partners and only to find a ‘Coalition of the Unwilling.’ The United Nations says no, the Arab League says no, China and Russia say no…even the UK says no.

  2. captain america

    Sep 2nd, 2013

    …..forget the red lines…we should be concerned with all those
    “White lines” he and the brotherhood are snorting off the Resolute desk,when he’s not putting his foot up on it..he hasn’t quit the habit
    Just stepped it up since he got promoted above his limited abilities
    And gets it discounted or free from his rap buddies…

    The audacity of dope….

    …did I mention delusions of grandeur?

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