Jogging Path Groper Busted

by on 10/09/13 at 7:38 pm

The Acme Robotics model K9856 also can kick men in the balls at the speed of light using laser-guided kicks which are 100% effective. A model 9856 recently kicked a Volkswagen Beatle over a goal post in a company sponsored demonstration.

The Acme Robotics model Angelina/K9856 also can kick men in the balls at the speed of light using laser-guided kicks which are 100% effective.
An Angelina/K9856 recently kicked a Volkswagen Beatle over a goal post in a company sponsored demonstration surprising law enforcement officials and especially visiting celebrity Brad Pitt.

Annapolis MD – (SatireWorld.com)

Maryland State Police (MSP) officials are asking the public to help identify an approximately 25 year old male caught trying to grope a woman, while she was jogging on a local wooded path. Photos of the suspect will be posted via smart phones, the internet and local TV channels.

There have been four previous incidents where the perpetrator has run up beside a women jogger, grabbed her breasts and then run off into the woods. In the latest incident other joggers described the same scenario, except the groped lady’s breasts exploded knocking the perpetrator to the ground and rendered him unconscious. The women ran into the woods with robotic like motion and disappeared.

MSP detectives later questioning the bruised and charred suspect found that he had developed amnesia, no recollection of the incident and no personal identification. A note was found near the crime scene that read “GOTCHA!” The MSP laboratory determined the note paper had an Acme Robotics Corporation watermark, but contained no DNA or fingerprints.

MSP detectives indicated they would be sending the suspect to a Washington DC area hospital for further observation. The MSP will also begin immediately investigating the location of the Acme Robotics Corporation in order to hire a number of auxiliary policewomen!     

 



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