by captain america on 15/11/13 at 6:20 pm
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
Once again the rogue EPA agency is sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong announcing a new set of rules affecting the country’s safety and banning tens of thousands of new fire hydrants for having lead parts.
Along with it’s assault on fire safety, the EPA also took on #2 pencils leading to ‘unintended’ consequences for former Dem Congressman Anthony Weiner’s recent campaign to regainmomentum to salvage his political career.
The EPA, working with no oversight and marching only to the Obama agenda is now the most dangerous fascist government agency in the US as it moves to impose more regulations hampering growth, employment, and dictating what the American citizen can eat, drink, drive, chew, flush, smoke,
and use for light bulbs.
The city of Philadelphia reported that they have over 2,000 new hydrants in storage waiting to be installed that are now in limbo due to the new mandates.
Said Chief Errol ‘Sparky’ Firestone, “not only is this a threat to the health and safety of our infrastructure, we were counting on the new hydrants as a last ditch suppression device for the coming next OWS demonstrations…some of those kids in the park you couldn’t pry them apart with a crow bar…water was the only thing that got them to stop fornicating in public!”
As for Anthony Weiner, campaigning on Gun Rights Issues as a ‘moderate Republican’, he adamantly stuck up for his right to carry concealed. “The amount of lead in my pencil is nobody’s business, it’s between me, my wife, and my Friends on Facebook! And one more thing, I’m not going to be limited to just 7 rounds in my shorts, either!”