Income Inequality Replaces Global Warming on Obama’s 2014 Agenda

by on 07/01/14 at 8:35 am

DIPS have named politically incorrect cupcakes as a possible source of low self-esteem amongst black urban youth and have proposed a ban on cupcakes that are all chocolate inside and out and want diversity standards set for a 'baker's dozen.'  The group says 'brownies' will be effectively studied as a source of derogatory characterization.

DIPS have named politically incorrect cupcakes as a possible source of low self-esteem amongst black urban youth and have proposed a ban on cupcakes that are all chocolate inside and out. They specifically want diversity standards set for a ‘baker’s dozen’ as well with cupcakes visibly numbered so math-challenged ghetto dwellers won’t feel cheated. They didn’t rule out registration requirements. The group says ‘brownies’ will be effectively studied as a source of derogatory characterization.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)

President Barack “golfer-in-chief” Obama fresh from another taxpayer funded vacation in Hawaii is forming a new Executive Branch group, to be designated the Democratic Imaginary Problem Solvers (DIPS). The organization will be headed by VP Joe “shotgun” Biden.

The following Democratic politicians are being tapped to join the DIPS: Congresswoman Nancy “pass before reading” Pelosi (D-CA); Congressman James “third banana” Clyburn (D-SC); former SOS Hillary “what does it matter” Clinton; Senator Elizabeth “very very lefty” Warren (D-MA); former VP Al “climate change causes everything” Gore; HHS Secretary Kathleen “management clueless” Sebelius; and NYC’s former Mayor Michael “no salt, guns or 32 oz sodas Bloomberg.”

President Obama has tasked the group to explore new imaginary problems, beyond global warming, in light of the current freeze your arse off weather sweeping the mid-western and eastern USA. For example, income inequality (a crock) is the latest bureaucratic liberal buzz words for throwing more US taxpayer’s money down a bottomless rat hole to subsidize deadbeats and freeloaders.

Washington pundits surmise that this new agenda item is a distraction, prior to the 2014 mid-term elections. It is aimed at getting the American public to forget about the president’s: ObamaCare lies of keeping their current healthcare; Benghazi Libya embassy attack cover up; IRS persecuting conservative organizations scandal; flawed ceasing of Iranian nuclear weapons development agreement; NSA spying on Americans; and over regulation of American’s lives.

President Obama has no clue as to how to solve the USA’s real economic and foreign policy problems, has not held a meaningful job in the private sector that produced any goods or services. The president’s approval rating keeps falling like a rock and Congressional Democrats are distancing themselves from his policies. In order to avoid a rout at the polls in 2014 Democrat’s need the deadbeat and freeloader vote to retain their US House and Senate seats.

Affectionately the new group will be known as Obama’s DIPS ………!



4 Responses to “Income Inequality Replaces Global Warming on Obama’s 2014 Agenda”

  1. Bargis

    Jan 7th, 2014

    great post PoM….

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jan 7th, 2014

    King Obama I is back in Washington DC.

    However, Queen Michelle is still in Hawaii, to be flown home on Air Force One. Her automobile was randomly stopped by two NTSB agents checking the serfs for alcohol use, in violation of the 4th amendment.

    Needless to say the NTSB agents are now surveying Polar Bear poop in the Arctic.

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jan 7th, 2014

    Thanks Bargis.

  4. captain america

    Jan 7th, 2014

    ….just more frosting on Barry’s cake…and he gets to eat it too!

    Washington (AC) DC’s ‘dough boy!!”

    POM nails it yet again!

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