Why Denver Lost The Super Bowl

by on 03/02/14 at 2:25 pm

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NFL experts have listed three reasons why the Denver Broncos were crushed so badly by the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl. The Broncos were beaten 43 to 8 in a game where the Seahawks scored with a safety, rushing touchdowns, passing touchdowns, by interception return, by kickoff return, and by field goals.

A group composed of all of the ESPN football experts has listed the following reasons for Denver’s loss:

1. The Seattle Seahawks scored more points.
2. The Broncos normally win games and have an explosive offense. The UTEP Miners of the NCAA have a sluggish offense and are always one of the worst teams in football. Both teams were blue and orange colored uniforms. It is possible that the college team showed up in Met Life Stadium last night instead of the pro team.
3. Peyton Manning didn’t say “Omaha” enough.

Expert analysis that you can take to Las Vegas!



One Response to “Why Denver Lost The Super Bowl”

  1. captain america

    Feb 3rd, 2014

    great analysis!
    Don’t overlook that since Denver legalized drugs, Peyton waiting for the snap looks like a 39 year old giraffe on CRACK!

    He can’t stand still can’t make u p his mind (?) , and acts like he’s paranoid….all signs of extreme drug abuse…

    other than that, the Patriots should kiss the ground they didn’t have to go to NYC and get humiliated by the Seahawks…

    …hey, anybody got a joint???

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