John Kerry’s Self-Inflicted Wounds: one got him a Purple heart, he hopes the latest gets him the Nobel Prize!

by on 07/02/14 at 10:08 am

'No John, a anal warts cannot be considered a legitimate reason to award a Purple Heart.'

‘No John, a anal warts cannot be considered a legitimate reason to award a Purple Heart.’

The State Department – (satireworld.com)

First he misfired an M-79 grenade launcher that hit a rock and gave him a nick on the arm, then he misspoke and shot himself in the foot: John Kerry continues to advocate himself for unearned medals and laurels like a true Democratic Liberal!

Kerry’s 3 Purple Hearts, all granted after he recommended himself, are still in contention to this day. Disputed reports indicate in every incidence the ‘wounds’ were so inconsequential, and possibly self inflicted, that he never spent a day in hospital, and was ordered to return to duty with a bandage. But it was ‘3 and out’ earning him an 8 month drop while serving in Viet Nam with the Navy.(3 purple hearts and you got to go home )

After so many years events and reports, (the one that can be found) are clouded, but one thing was clear, Kerry wasted no time in self promotion and not earning the respect from his crew mates as he fantasized he was Massachusetts answer to Audie Murphy or Private York, true American heroes.

In his latest ‘brave’ adventures as he jets around the middle east as an unfettered loose cannon claiming he represents the ‘will of the American People’ he continues to shoot himself in the foot in his quest to win the ultimate award: The Nobel Prize.

The formerly revered award has lost its cache thanks to such dignitaries as Barry Obama and Al Gore, both of whom believe they were reincarnated after their heroic stand at the Alamo.(and both of whom are now trying to make amends by declaring amnesty for the Barbarians Hordes at our Gates.)

Kerry (ketch-up to me if you ken) never hesitates to recall his disputed tales of being under ‘enemy fire’ and just recently reminded his critics once again after his statements caused angst,”I’ve been attacked before by people using real bullets!”

No word yet if he’s written up the nomination papers for the Nobel Prize along with supporting documents from testimonials from Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Chuck Shumer and Chris Stevens…..ooops, check that last posthumous recommendation.

As the current gigolo and former Senator from Massachusetts once famously said while not supporting those in the military:

John Kerry on the troops: “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

And this from our worldly Secretary of State on health care:

“I’m going to be honest with you — I don’t know a lot about Cuba’s healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?”

Hey John, isn’t it about time you got Bozo the Clown to give you the Presidential Medal of Freedom Award?

Don’t be surprised when you learn this worm is working behind the scenes stabbing Hillary over her comments she ‘was under fire’ in Bosnia while he schemes for yet another run for President in 2016!

As Elizabeth Warren was heard to whisper, “Whatever floats your boat, but don’t forget “Loose Lips could sink your ship”

The Ship of Fools continues to sink, and the crew continues to BAIL!



One Response to “John Kerry’s Self-Inflicted Wounds: one got him a Purple heart, he hopes the latest gets him the Nobel Prize!”

  1. captain america

    Feb 8th, 2014

    ….an inconvenient truth: NEVER PUT KETCHUP ON A HOT DOG

    ….act surprised when the medic tells you to go lick your wounds, but leave off the relish this time if you want a Purple Heart…

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