Viagra blamed for Holder Blackout after blood rushes to his HEAD !

by on 28/02/14 at 11:15 am

 Holder just before passing out when he learned his  massive 401k Bitcoin investment had 'gone missing' somewhere in Kenya...


Holder just before passing out when he learned his massive 401k Bitcoin investment had ‘gone missing’ somewhere in Kenya…

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com)

Attorney General Eric Holder, 63, almost 69, was rushed to Walter Reid hospital today after he blacked out during a closed door meeting with President Obama to discuss copping a plea on several current White House scandals to take the heat off Barry!

An aide to the shadow president, Valerie Jarrett, leaked that due to the upcoming elections Holder should take ‘the fall’ for the Fast & Furious debacle, the IRS targeting of conservative groups, his failure to prosecute illegal aliens, drug users, cornholers, gerbil abusers, Alex Baldwin and Martin Bashir while going after
the Washington ‘Redskins’, the use of the “N” word in the NFL,NBA, South Chicago, downtown Houston, Oakland and in staff meetings with the Congressional Black Caucus, fundraisers with Jesse Jackson, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rihanna and Michael Wilbon on ESPN!

SC democrat Jim Clyburn got into the controversy saying, “Barry and I affectionately call each other the N word all the time, although I always tell him he’s only half an N word!”

Washington insiders predicted something was up when the rumour was floated, again from inside the White House, that Holder was contemplating retiring at the end of the year after the Democrats had their arse whipped in the mid terms.

According to Reggie Love, a ‘body man’ close to both, the rumor was a shock to Holder who planned to stick around well into the Clinton presidency to cement the Obama legacy.

Following Obama’s historic rise to the Presidency, one can barely keep up with the body count which almost matches the death toll of those who committed them selves to the Clinton Culture of Corruption, and Holder ‘accidentally walking under a bus’ has come as no surprise.

A male nurse at the hospital who was not authorized to speak on the subject as he was in gender transition, said Holder is expected to be released some time this evening after the effects of the viagra pill he took in anticipation of his private consultation with the President wears off.

Said the nurse,’depending on how many he took, his erection could last more than 12 hours, although the fact that Obama turned his back on him may have softened the effects and he could be released earlier!”

Another spin from the Jay Blarney (sic) cabal spokesman said that Holder passed out after learning that his $200m 401k invested in Bitcoins was wiped out after they had ‘all gone missing’ somewhere in cyberspace! NASA is looking into the matter after they catalogue the 300,000 nude ‘selfies’ they purloined out of thin air around the globe. Stay tuned for some real shockers!

So far there has been no outpouring of concern from the White House with one insider saying cryptically, “you know how it is with Clinton Syndrome: a stiff dick has no conscience. Look on the bright side, he could have committed suicide on the west lawn and not been found till Michelle went out to pick some spring cherry blossoms for her salad!”



3 Responses to “Viagra blamed for Holder Blackout after blood rushes to his HEAD !”

  1. captain america

    Feb 28th, 2014

    …big head, little head, dick head…what difference does it make now!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 28th, 2014

    In 2015 Barack Obama will be impeached by a Republican Congress for pretending to be a US president, with or without Viagra!

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