Political Newspeak, You Can’t Make This Stuff UP!

by on 28/02/14 at 4:57 pm

"Look Barbara, when the reporters start asking the  really hard questions, I'll blurt out...Hey Barb! Show the guys your tits!"

“Look Barbara, when the reporters start asking the real hard questions, I’ll blurt out…Hey Barb! Show the guys your tits!”

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

A few reasons why the groundhog Punxsutawney Phil went back into his burrow to hibernate for six more weeks of winter.

President Barack Obama warns President Vladimir Putin of Russia about invading Ukraine. Sounds like British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, Hitler and the German occupation of Czechoslovakia in 1938!

President Obama nominates three (clueless about foreign affairs) Democratic fund raisers to be US Ambassadors to Argentina, Denmark and Hungry.

Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Katherine Sebelius told reporters In June 2013, “We’re hopeful that 7 million is a realistic target” to have enrolled in ObamaCare by Mach 2014. Since only 3 million have currently enrolled she is currently denying saying anything about 7 million!

President Obama’s (pro-gun control) nominee for Surgeon General says gun fatalities are epidemic, like heart disease. However heart disease kills 600,000 Americans per year whereas gun fatalities are estimated at about 30,000 per year!

President Obama’s new stimulus plan is calling for a $300 billion commitment to America’s roads, bridges and mass transit systems, where half is via new taxes. This announcement comes two days after the Pentagon outlined major reductions to the US Army and other military programs. (What happened to the original $837 billion stimulus?)

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) declared on the floor of the US Senate that all of the “horror stories” being told in relation to the federal health-care law (ObamaCare) are false. He later softened his statement.

4 Responses to “Political Newspeak, You Can’t Make This Stuff UP!”

  1. captain america

    Feb 28th, 2014

    …he never got to the road to perdition…
    and remember Joe Biden was in charge of all the shovel ready jobs because ‘Joe’s my sheriff cuz he’s a straight shooter,”
    Joe now complaining “Barry gave me all the shit jobs and all I did when
    not making up jokes was cleaning up all his shit!”
    Right Joe…give ’em BOTH BARRELS!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 28th, 2014

    President Obama told a Democratic fund raising crowd that he has taken decisive action in the Ukrainian crisis, by refraining from using any Russian dressing on a Reuben sandwich!

    He is going to pen an Executive Order to have all federal civilian employees do the same.

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 1st, 2014

    Hey Harry, it was about 10 million people who lost their current healthcare coverage due to ObamaCare!

  4. captain america

    Mar 1st, 2014

    ….unemployment down to 2% as everyone stopped looking
    And now studying to be graffiti artists and unlock their inner self”!

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