by Philbert of Macadamia on 28/02/14 at 4:57 pm
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
A few reasons why the groundhog Punxsutawney Phil went back into his burrow to hibernate for six more weeks of winter.
President Barack Obama warns President Vladimir Putin of Russia about invading Ukraine. Sounds like British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, Hitler and the German occupation of Czechoslovakia in 1938!
President Obama nominates three (clueless about foreign affairs) Democratic fund raisers to be US Ambassadors to Argentina, Denmark and Hungry.
Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Katherine Sebelius told reporters In June 2013, “We’re hopeful that 7 million is a realistic target” to have enrolled in ObamaCare by Mach 2014. Since only 3 million have currently enrolled she is currently denying saying anything about 7 million!
President Obama’s (pro-gun control) nominee for Surgeon General says gun fatalities are epidemic, like heart disease. However heart disease kills 600,000 Americans per year whereas gun fatalities are estimated at about 30,000 per year!
President Obama’s new stimulus plan is calling for a $300 billion commitment to America’s roads, bridges and mass transit systems, where half is via new taxes. This announcement comes two days after the Pentagon outlined major reductions to the US Army and other military programs. (What happened to the original $837 billion stimulus?)
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) declared on the floor of the US Senate that all of the “horror stories” being told in relation to the federal health-care law (ObamaCare) are false. He later softened his statement.