Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers

by on 08/03/14 at 7:08 am

Edna Baxter, who says she's single and ready to mingle, feels the Obama  Sex Tax impact on herself will be minimal and supports it.

Edna Baxter, who says she’s single and ready to mingle, feels the Obama Sex Tax impact on herself will be minimal and supports it.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

The Obama Administration came out today with tax increase guns blazing, as the President increased pressure on the Senate to raise more funding for Obamacare which is experiencing slow growth and a funding shortage.

Dubbed the ‘Obama Sex Act’ the President’s plan calls for a 10 year special tax on sexual intercourse aimed at hetrosexuals over the age of 18. Those under the legal age will be given a special pass, but warned not to have sex with older partners or face arrest.

“Sex isn’t guaranteed in the Constitution, much the same as alcohol, tobacco, and other luxury items, so I think we need to tax it for everyone,” claims Obama as he addressed the Socialist Urban League.

The President took time to speak about special waivers to the gay community since, in effect, they aren’t adding to the social burden by the lingering ramifications of intercourse namely producing children.

Taxes would be placed on all birth control products, girlie magazines, X-rated movies, prostitutes will be required to issue an IRS form 1099 to all clients, masturbation will be taxed on a perceived ‘self-visitation’ formula according to sex and age.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who claims she doesn’t ever have sex, says homosexuals, transgendered, and what ever else there is out there, will be allowed to apply for a special Gay Waiver at any DNC party office.

A spokesman for Wasserman-Schultz says a special IRS-issued ‘Hand use Meter’ and personal usage counter will be available for Democrats who show a party registration certificate of voter ID card.



3 Responses to “Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers”

  1. captain america

    Mar 8th, 2014

    ,,,this tax could drive all those liberal ‘ho’s’ to work ‘under the table’…
    wonder if they’ll go after the tax on those acts committed at those
    ‘vacation homes’ in the Dominican Republic where Rangel and the boys from NYC have their ‘retreats.’

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 8th, 2014

    The Obama administration is staffed with liberal Democrats who are so full of sh*t, it’s hard to tell if they’re coming or going!

  3. captain america

    Mar 8th, 2014

    …and they all have brown eyes….full of it up to ‘there’….

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