Sheila Jackson Lee: “Constitution so old it’s irrelevant and should be retired!”

by on 13/03/14 at 11:17 pm

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer....

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer….

US House of Representatives – (satireworld.com)

Texas congress woman Sheila Jackson Lee who turned down an opportunity to attend a charter school in her youth as being ‘racist and anti union’, took to the House floor to say it was time to turn the US Constitution out to pasture as being “400 years old, out dated, written by racist old white men, and no longer relevant in today’s multi-gender transformative society!”

She was supported by NY congressman Charles Wrangel (sic) who claims he was on hand to witness the original signing at Jamestown sometime in the 1600’s shortly after he first took office, ‘but I can’t remember the exact date!”

Alleged constitutional lawyer Barack Hussein Obama supported Jackson Lee’s proposal saying “I’ve got a phone and a quill pen and I can use them so no one could ever prove I forged the document to my advantage.”

The startling announcement once again sent Donald Trump scurrying to review Obama’s barely legible xeroxed copy of his Hawaiian record of birth which has since disappeared from Attorney General Eric Holder’s office where it was held for safe keeping along with secret files on Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Lois Lerner, and a long list of suspicious deaths linked to the Clintons.

The file is kept in a fireproof safe along with napalm grenades and labeled “Burn before reading on November 8, 2016 or if the Republicans take over the Senate in 2014.”

While staking her claim to retire the Constitution, Jackson Lee said she was against Term Limits saying, “you don’t expect us folks to work in a KFC do you, Cracka?”

Wendy Davis, running for her life for the governorship seemed to back up Jackson Lee’s stance.

“Just think…if they had not let that document go to ‘full term’ we’d be a lot better off if it had been DOA and I’d be governor!”

Sheila Jackson Lee is 64 and has been in office for 19 years handing out goody bags to her constituents in Houston’s Afro-American bastion and expects to serve ‘until Obamacare cures cancer , HIV and we people of color get some RSPECT!”

Maxine Waters, CA congresswoman, 75, in office for 23 years, approved Sheila’s message!

Debbie Wasserman Schultz was unavailable for comment as she was testifying as a character witness for fellow Jewish congressman Alan Grayson as he faced domestic violence charges, crashing his car into a Sonny’s Barbecue joint while toking, and posing as an elected official with a moral compass.



5 Responses to “Sheila Jackson Lee: “Constitution so old it’s irrelevant and should be retired!””

  1. Bargis

    Mar 13th, 2014

    Sheila Jackson…They don’t come no dumber unless you’re Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 14th, 2014

    Democratic women waged war on themselves this week:

    Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) who couldn’t be bothered to lookup the date of the signing of the US Constitution on her computer, I-Phone or ask one of her aides!

    Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s (D-CA) who lied about Congressional Republicans being insensitive to the poor, claiming an anonymous source confided in her!

    HHS Secretary Kathleen Sibelius, an incompetent high level manager, who doesn’t know her own agency’s ObamaCare statistics about who enrolled and who paid as she probably didn’t ask anyone to obtain, extrapolate or guess at them!

  3. captain america

    Mar 14th, 2014

    ….speaking of pissing on your boot; Rutgers U (New Jersey)
    faculty wants president to cancel Condy Rice’s commencement
    addrress for…….NANCY PEOLOSI….higher education , not what it used to be and parents are paying thousands a year for this???

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 14th, 2014

    How about back students at U Michigan demanding engineering students must take ethnicity and diversity classes to graduate?

  5. captain america

    Mar 14th, 2014

    …and that black student group sponsoring a diversity and understanding meeting…but said white students not invited….

    another Obama uniting moment!

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