by Bargis Tryhol on 19/03/14 at 7:00 am
New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com)
State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by the Vice President in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement attendees.
It all started when the VP attended last Thursday’s 35th anniversary meeting and gave a long speech and presentation on the future of gay rights, gay marriage, gay adoption, gay military membership, lesbian sex, pedophile sex, animal sex, and future roles for transgender members of the various state police agencies in attendance. The Vice President demanded a 50% quota of LBTG applicants for all levels of state police agencies including road patrols and criminal investigations.
A photographer caught the rather embarassing moment when Biden attempted to demonstrate a ‘Chris Matthews Obama Leg Tingle’ on unsuspecting Veteran Trooper Bill O’Connell seated next to the VP. The VP was immediately cut off from any additional refreshments and was escorted back to his secret service security entourage for the trip back to Air Force Two.
O’Connell, who says he’s been in worse situations, talked with reporters afterward and reassured troopers under his commnad that, “No one ‘cept Mrs O’Connell rubs my leg!” Event coordinators vow not to have ‘Freaky Joe’ back next year.
Next week, Joe Biden is scheduled to attend an all LBTG meeting of transvestites where the Vice President will discuss the obvious gay hatred of the fashion industry by their overt pratices of not manufacturing dresses, skirts, and blouses for men-sized switch hitters.