by captain america on 23/03/14 at 9:42 am
MSNBC- New York (satireworld.com)
Al Sharpton took to the airwaves from his low rated TV show ” The N Word Tonight” to rail against reports that a racist group of White Russians have marched into Crimea and taken over the Black Sea!
Sharpton blamed George Bush, the Tea Party, Sarah Palin, and a divided congress for allowing ‘a bunch of white thugs to just take over and terrorize a neighborhood claiming the Black Sea for themselves just so they could go swimming!”
“That kind of lawless crime in a Black Neighborhood is reflective of our years of fighting against slavery and descrimation, ” the raving race baiter pontificated.
Sharpton demanded a boycott of Uncle Ben’s White Rice, White Bread, white potatoes, white sheets (oops), white milk, smoked white fish, white hispanics and threw in the UK’s Isle of Wight (sic) for good measure adding, “Resist we MUCH!”
Said Chris Rock, after hearing Sharpton, ” there is a bright side to the interntional crisis, if history is any indication, once the thugs take over a neighborhood they usually get bored, stop working and begin killing each other!”
Stay tuned for Piers Morgan and his deranged demand for Gun Control at 9.